HAHA wat??

well if people can get scientology written by a sci-fi author as a official religion, then god knows wtf else america will invent

"Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever." R'Amen

Dear FSM,
ALL HAIL YOUR NOODLY PERFECTION.
R'Amen

"Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever." R'Amen

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our new religion

Lol as Neil deGrasse Tyson once explained, it's completely fine to believe or disbelieve in a religion. However, Atheism is always trying to shove it's own agenda. Its like having a group of people who enjoy golf, and another group who talks about how much they hate golf.

For a group who preaches such tolerance, you have really proven yourselves to be incredibly hypocritical. Although I am not a religious man myself, I give them my full support after listening to Atheist members.

JOKE RELIGION?

IS THIS REAL?!

This man, has all my internets.

American beaucracy

Funny how athiest go the extra mile to prove their beliefs, sounds like something a religious person would do.

i dont even have to scroll down to know that there are gonna be immense religious rustling. it seems the more legit an atheist argument is the more rustled response the religious fags get haha.

The way I see it, you're free to practice your own beliefs. If you don't shove it in my face, then I won't shove it in yours. The problem is when institutionalized religion attempts to take away or prevent people from their rights. When the politicians start pushing religious agendas on the state and nation. I live in the bible belt and although my town is fairly progressive, it's pretty fucking backwards most places here.

Religion should be used for love and liberation, but not for hate and oppression. When our rights as human beings are being stripped by a culture full of mislead and ignorant bigots, then I can't be told to sit down and take it. I'm going to support the unjustly condemned, because somebody fucking has to.

A challenger appears

I am religous, I don't shove my beliefs down others throats. I don't know all I could but I am willing to sit down and talk with people and debate to a degree as long as it stays civil. If you tell me that you don't wanna hear it, then that is fine as long as you don't throw it in my face that you don't believe every five seconds. That is why I don't like this. I don't care that you don't believe, and I'm not one of the people who walk around shouting at people they will burn blah blah blah, but this is just like a giant throw in the face to any religion. It isn't a real belief, the entire point behind it was to make the most bs thing out there and say it is the same as a religion. I won't argue how mine "isn't any better than theirs", but I honestly find this kind of thing stupid. If you don't believe, that's fine. I'm sorry for all the assholes who try to make you feel bad for not having a faith or who call you out when they themselves are no better. Doing stupid shit like this is another example of stupid shit people do that just breeds more stupidity.

Ok, rant over. Just had to throw that out there.