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User avatar #33 - MrSatan (07/26/2012) [-]
I have wondered this often myself! I want to go up to them and say" If you wanted a man, why didn't you get a man?"

Must be a penis thing
User avatar #34 to #33 - anahbell (07/26/2012) [-]
I am a lesbian.. and it's alot more complicated than just a penis thing. Most lesbians want what guys can't give them.. boobs. We like boobs, we like our own, we like other girls' boobs. That's why we like changing together. Also, there are different types of lesbians.. there are the butches, the regulars, then.. the transgendered ones. I am a transgendered one. It means I would have preferred to been born a guy, doesn't always mean I'd change my body because of that.. but I don't dress like a female anymore. So, I go for the short, girly-girl types. I am the male in the relationship. Just thought I'd let ya in on some lesbian taboo.
User avatar #37 to #34 - MrSatan (07/26/2012) [-]
No, it's a penis thing. Lesbians are afraid of penises. I don't blame them, they scare me too! Even mine!
User avatar #38 to #37 - anahbell (07/26/2012) [-]
Oh I don't deny it, It is a penis thing.. but not every lesbian is afraid of penises. In fact, I kinda wish I had one.. and the body of a guy too. It's just who I would have rather been. As for being afraid of your own dick.. dude.. I don't even know what to say.
User avatar #39 to #38 - MrSatan (07/26/2012) [-]
I have boobs. Would you accept a guy with boobs?
User avatar #42 to #39 - anahbell (07/26/2012) [-]
Yes, as long as you'd accept a girl with the libido of a teenage boy.
User avatar #97 to #42 - MrSatan (07/26/2012) [-]
Of course I would, or do you mean a girl who masturbates to lesbian pron like 20 times a day?
User avatar #98 to #97 - anahbell (07/26/2012) [-]
I mean the smallest of things turn me on.. for instance, my friends tend to make these sexual noises when they stretch or yawn. Don't ask.. they just do and it's annoying. One of them leans back and stretches and it's all, "Maaaaahhhh*MOAN*" And I'm just sitting there, having to cross my legs and bite my lip like "Fuckyoubitch." But yeah, I get off alot too. That's another story for another day though,
User avatar #99 to #98 - MrSatan (07/26/2012) [-]
Well masturbating to lesbian porn 20 times a day is what I did when I was a teenager. I have no dick left but a very strong right arm.
User avatar #100 to #99 - anahbell (07/26/2012) [-]
That's funny, I'm left handed when I get off but right for everything else.
User avatar #101 to #100 - MrSatan (07/26/2012) [-]
Feels like somebody else is doing it?
User avatar #102 to #101 - anahbell (07/26/2012) [-]
Never thought of it that way, but yeah I suppose so.
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