Attorneys are that smart. If you like this, check my other crap by clicking the little name thingy.. hese are from a book called "Disorder inthe American Courts lol Stupid attorneys People women
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Attorneys are that smart

Attorneys are that smart. If you like this, check my other crap by clicking the little name thingy.. hese are from a book called "Disorder inthe American Courts

If you like this, check my other crap by clicking the little name thingy.

hese are from a book called "Disorder inthe American Courts", and are things pews actualt slidin court,
curd taken that hattie of staying calm while these exchanges
ere act: ually biking place.
TTC) RHEY: What was the first huse: and saided: gnu that . mrning?
THESE: He said, "White are I, Christ?"
TTC) RHEY: And why didthat ?
THESE: My name is Swan!
TTC) RHEY: What gear were gnu in E, the of the impact?
THESE: Gucci sweats (.
Are gnu sexually active?
THESE: Np, there.
TTC) RHEY: This grates does it affect your man new at ?
WITHE'S: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what wags doesit affe ct your memory?
WITHE'S: I ferget
ATTORNEY: ‘mu for get? Can you give us at a: -:attila of smething gnu forgrip
ATTORNEY: Do you may if gnu’ daghter has ever been voodoo?
WITHE'S: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITHE'S: We in
ATTORNEY: ‘mu dd?
WITHE'S: Yesi, VDD dnn.
ATTORNEY: Now max, isdtea me that when a person dies this sleep, he : nnw abut it until the next
rutgrr_ ing?
WITHE'S: Did you the bar ex an?
ATTORNEY: The man son, the twentyone Efdd, hm’ old is he?
WITHE'S: , hel s Wang.
ATTORNEY: Were mugs sent when gnu’ picture was taken?
WITHE'S: Are. you me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (ofthe bald) was August Edi?
WITHE'S: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you daing at that time?
WITHE'S: Uir.. I was getters laid!
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
Yes.
MTC) RNET. Hnw nyang were boye?
WITHE'S: Hate.
ATTORNEY: Were there mtg girls?
WITHE'S: Are. you me? Your Haut I think I need a different . Card get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first stern age terminated?
WITHE'S: By death
ATTORNEY: And hug wan death was it terminated?
WITHE'S: Hnw whose dahh you s. terminated it?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual‘?
WITHE'S: He was about me dium height and had a heard
ATTORNEY: Was this Emile " ?
WITHE'S: Guess
ATTORNEY: Is gnu’ appearance here this pursuant tn a depo stint nati ca whichi sent tn gnu’ ?
WITHE'S: Np, dress whana tn work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, hm nyang cf your autopsy as have e?
WITHE'S: All my outcries are . tn rephrase that?
ATTORNEY: ALL your re MUST be nril, OK? What schnel did you tcf?
WITHE'S: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Do the time thatguy borat?
WITHE'S: The autopsy started around? :30 pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Damn was dead at the time?
WITHE'S: Np, he was sitting Anthe table wondering whal was doing art aufrpg. r hint!
ATTORNEY: Are gnu qualified tn give a urine e?
WITHE'S: Huh.... ara you ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before ed the autopsy did you cheek for a pd ?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Ditems cheek for e?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Ditems cheek for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Sp, then it is possible thatthe patient was alive when the autopsy‘?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How cart you be sure, Doctor?
WITHE'S: Because his .
ATTORNEY: I see, but cauld the patient have still been alive, ?
WITHE'S: Yesi, it impossible thathe cauld have been alive .
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User avatar #5 - itsybitsyspider (05/01/2010) [-]
I'm studying to be a court reporter so I will relate to this someday XD I don't think I could keep a straight face with some of these!
User avatar #7 - DoomedtoInsanity (05/01/2010) [-]
haha i love these!!
User avatar #2 - Vibrator (05/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I have to say one thing

MOAR!
#1 - IAmZeeCandyMan (05/01/2010) [-]
XD I love this!
User avatar #10 - BarryBakfiets (05/02/2010) [-]
Lol some are ******* epic

User avatar #9 - Zig (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The last one is the best.
User avatar #8 - AnonWizard (05/02/2010) [-]
roflolmao
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