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God created the dog and said:
Sit all day by the door- of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years,'
The dog said: 'That' s a long t: ime to be barking, How about
only ten years and I' ll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
Than God created the monkey and said:
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,
I' ll give you a life span.'
The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years? That' s a
pretty long time to perform, How about I give you back ten
like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
Then God created the cow and said:
You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer' s family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty yearss
The cow said: ‘That' s kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I' ll give back
the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
Thereafter God created humans and said:
Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I' ll
give you twenty years,'
But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?'
Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.‘
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the nest forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family.. For the next tan years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren., And for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.