The key, dude.

when she died, it was the only character that i got really sad about.

She died? I feel sad now.

not the point of the joke

What joke? It's not funny.

The point is fuck you. FunnyJunk is for funny. There isn't any funny on here.

The point is I had to get weighed underwater, and my sister didn't have to put her hair back, and we didn't have to shower before we went.

The point is I still don't get that, even today

Welcome to FunnyJunk where nothing makes sense and the points don't matter.

Owlpower is not to be underestimated

from the explanation down there i think it means that harry wants to get hedwig out, but he thinks he has to use magic to do it and is therefore conflicted. hedwig, however points out that there is a key already in the lock so he wouldn't need to use magic to open the cage.

the mother fucking point, they didn't want us to see they key, because he "didn't" have the key to open the cage, so he's not supposed to use magic to open the fucking cage because he doesn't have, the mother FUCKING key

Actually, he's not saying he can't open the cage, he's saying he can't rip the fucking iron bars blocking his windows to le the owl out.

well observed fact guess you could say it was
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