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User avatar #2 - floramouse (07/24/2012) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thumb for you.
#4 - biomedic (07/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
totally lost it at the modern art frame.

Pic related, is modern art.
#10 - liamdurf (07/25/2012) [-]
Don't hide from Jehovah's witnesses, pretend to be Caboose, and they'll hide from you.
User avatar #12 - Cid (07/25/2012) [-]
I live in missouri and work at old navy. And I am not offended :D
User avatar #11 - ugnac (07/25/2012) [-]
The Nickelback one sent me into a silent laugh, running out of air.
#8 - sourpotato (07/25/2012) [-]
Lost it at "You fool!"
User avatar #3 - kingchase (07/24/2012) [-]
In a circumference of 50 miles there's like 6 hospitals where I live in Missouri.
User avatar #9 - shadohfaux (07/25/2012) [-]
use your telepathy to hurl them into a vortex of doom? . . . . .
okay even if fucking telepathy were real? you couldnt do that.
the closes thing to telepathy that could would be Telekinesis, and even then you have to wonder where the fuck the portal of doom came from.
>>nerd, out<<
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