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Submitted: 07/23/2012
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#127 - imYOU (07/24/2012) [-]
Actually its not predicting a disaster at the London Olympics, its predicting Mass Effect 3
User avatar #5 - sonsofsol (07/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
It's all conspiracy ******** , the pentagon and twin towers as well as London are all massively symbolic so an artist looking to create an apocalyptic feel would obviously depict them in danger. Why would a group who want to remain anonymous put clues to their existence for loosers to comb over. It just pisses me off that people have to find some greater evil, preferably rich people, to blame for stuff that just happens. A data set as large as life is bound to have patterns without cause.
#219 - mericaisgreat (07/24/2012) [+] (11 replies)
the illuminati were founded as a group to counteract the Roman Catholic Church bak in the Dark Ages. not some group hellbent on dominating the world, but rather a group to try and convince people that what the RCC was saying about science wasnt completely true.    
you mustve done a lot of research on those Yahoo answers blogs.
the illuminati were founded as a group to counteract the Roman Catholic Church bak in the Dark Ages. not some group hellbent on dominating the world, but rather a group to try and convince people that what the RCC was saying about science wasnt completely true.
you mustve done a lot of research on those Yahoo answers blogs.
User avatar #20 - Lambda (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hmm, we're planning on taking over the world. It's super-secret and nobody can know about it SHHHH!
We'd better reveal our intentions in a card game.
#1 - akkadia (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY NOSTRADAMUS BOARD GAME
#51 - lumi (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#383 - moldykittens (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>The bill of rights was signed by thirteen members.   
>Thirteen times two = 26   
>26 is the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933.   
>1933 divided by the number of reposts today, means we have to go find a midget in the white house, named Thorton.   
>Thorton's favorite number is 6 and so is two other people's in the state of Kentucky.   
>6+6+6 is 666, therefore Illuminati.    
   
Pretty much sums up how Conspiracy Theorists think up their "theories".
>The bill of rights was signed by thirteen members.
>Thirteen times two = 26
>26 is the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933.
>1933 divided by the number of reposts today, means we have to go find a midget in the white house, named Thorton.
>Thorton's favorite number is 6 and so is two other people's in the state of Kentucky.
>6+6+6 is 666, therefore Illuminati.

Pretty much sums up how Conspiracy Theorists think up their "theories".
#310 - xireactiionsx (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
or maybe the terrorists are big fans of this game?
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User avatar #249 - urbanvibes (07/24/2012) [+] (11 replies)
illuminati was a group of scientists who were practicing science secretly to not be persecuted by the church, they disbanned like over 200 years ago, only reason why people think the illuminati is real still is because of angels and demons
User avatar #330 - blurpleman (07/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a detective. I'm not allowed to believe in coincidences.
#349 - dajokaman (07/24/2012) [-]
OMFG A TRIANGLE WE ALL GONNA DIE!
OMFG A TRIANGLE WE ALL GONNA DIE!
#296 - heavenlypineapple (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As a detective, I'm not allowed to believe in coincidences.
#232 - CaptainChristberry (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As a detective I don't believe in coincidence anymore
#424 - WhoTheFuckDoesThis (07/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
There are a lot of things in this world that predicted certain disasters. but I think they are just coincidences. For example, I could draw a picture of the Eiffel Tower falling. If it becomes famous, people would believe that I was a prophet or something. People are really dumb.
#430 to #424 - onceman (07/24/2012) [-]
I'm a detective, I'm not allowed to believe in coincidences
#273 - kfcinafrica (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i don't live in London, and there is no big ass clocks in my country



im safe
#332 - bopcityamerica (07/24/2012) [-]
or you've given them the idea and now doomed us all
User avatar #173 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yes the terrorists on 9/11 used a nuke
#93 - thelonelyfeel (07/24/2012) [-]
"The illuminati" is an idea, a myth. But just as all popular myths it became real. Half of the things "done" by "the illuminati" were not done by them.

Let's put it all this way, I will make up a group right now called "The Safes".
Now what The Safes do is secure money for you and make sure if people get too greedy hat we all lose our money in some way.
The Safe's (this completely made up group) become famous, someone hears about them who has no real purpose in life. This person will be named John. So John is watching the news and hears a newscaster speaking about the greed in this world currently, being a believer of The Safes John goes online. He goes to many websites that other fans made regarding The Safes. He then finds out that many people who believe in The Safes and claim to be members are complaining about (made up place) The Big Bank of the UN. On these websites they are saying it would be cool if members of The Safes would destroy it.
Now John has no real purpose in life and The Safes are his main focus so he can be famous by becoming a member (of this imaginary group) so he decides to blow up The Big Bank of the UN. He follows through with his plan and on investigation of his home the police find him on The Safes websites and such. They find symbols of The Safes all over his home and a tattoo of them on his body. This makes national headlines as the police believe this to be a terrorist organization.

And this my dear children is how **** happens. They would then say John was either a member or a fall guy depending on what idiots get a hold of his info. A few important men in the US (or some other country) such as a CEO of a a company such as google and such hear about this all and they will begin speaking with other believers and forming a "real" group called The Safes. Any event related to terrorism where a person believed in The Safes will be known as a job by them.


TL;DR? **** aint real, ****** is dumb. (yes ****** is dumb)







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