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That moment when your in a movie, someone needs to get by you, and they stick their butt in yo
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premiere,,,
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sara- “ain' t even funny bro.
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I Au: went to see the movie, all they seen were a Few dips,
I Agustin_ d" iat awkward moment when you live in Colorado and go to the dark night rises midnight
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Sarah -yes i how i .
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I Austine's killed their parents, so they could become batman,
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Austin -They brought their children to see a movie, they' re gone.
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Sarah‘ --aim even funny,
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Eliza hath _weaking jokes about that isn' t funny,, That was a serious thing,,
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I Au. astin‘ it was a 'dark knight' For america
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I Austin - heard the new batman movie is world“: a shot
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Austin -people were just dying to see it
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I Bursting guess the trilogy went out with a bang
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Submitted: 07/23/2012
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#1 - bluebutton (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #18 - blahness (07/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They only saw clips? well i guess they wern't finished with the movie yet
after all, they were still shooting
#100 - arcanehipster (07/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So, My new movie must have been a real crowd killer.
#38 - 4chan refugee (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, those same 5 jokes spammed over again make me **** myself laughing.
#35 - prepareuranas (07/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
stop it with the batman jokes, they are just plane wrong
stop it with the batman jokes, they are just plane wrong
#43 to #35 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2012) [-]
Dont you mean wayne wrong?
User avatar #41 - wolvesbrickwall (07/24/2012) [-]
i'm not offended, but the jokes are so ******* overused. seriously, if you're gonna make fun of it, at least be ******* funny
#50 - demcomments (07/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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Thumb me down if you wish. I do agree that it's funny, but I think it's a bit too soon. It is honestly a tragedy what happened, not to sound like a moralfag or anything.
#107 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2012) [+] (15 replies)
It really ***** me off when people get on their high horses over a joke. The whole point of jokes is that they're are told on the understanding that no one really thinks that way. Yes, it was tragic, but comedy can, and should, be found in anything.
I told the 'dying to see it' line in work the other day, and this absolute twat tried giving me a lecture on morality. Everyone but this douche understand it was a bad taste joke, and responded to it as such. Some people are just too ******* stonefaced and humourless.
I love bad taste jokes, it doesn't mean I can't grasp the nature of tragedy, or indeed feel sympathy. It isn't hypocritical. When my grandad died, my mother and sister and I went to see his body after it had been 'prepared' (you know, ready for burial and what not). As we stood over his casket, I suddenly grabbed my sister's arm and made a zombie noise, and my mum burst out laughing. Why? Because it was funny.
If you can't laugh at anything then why bother being alive? You'd be ******* morbidly depressed your whole life
#85 - ragingbrony (07/24/2012) [-]
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I've seen every single one of those jokes at least 10 times each just today alone....
#76 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Very nice! I love when people make jokes about dying. So when a disaster finally comes your way i guess everyone else can get a laugh at your pain.
#79 to #76 - aerialcharles (07/24/2012) [-]
This is the internet. Go be politaclly correct somewhere else.
This is the internet. Go be politaclly correct somewhere else.
#210 - psestabber (07/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#46 - mattandstuff (07/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i think that austin kid is trying a little too hard, you can tell people stopped reading lol    
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i think that austin kid is trying a little too hard, you can tell people stopped reading lol
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#253 - vegetagurl (07/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I want to see the movie, but I'm going to wait until the crowds die down.
#249 - goobdol (07/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's not that I mind dark humor, I don't... But these jokes have pretty much been run into the ground. It's like Holocaust jokes; "I DID NAZI DAT COMING LOLOLOLOL" It isn't the fact that it's offensive that makes these jokes unfunny, it's the fact that I hear them every 30 minutes. I guess you could say that people are starting to beat a horse that should have died some time ago.
User avatar #92 - fappityfapfap (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know why everyone wanted to see the midnight premiere... i waited for the audiences to die down.
User avatar #267 - turdfurguson (07/24/2012) [-]
it was shot down by some critics though.
User avatar #264 - thehalfanese (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And now for an actual Batman joke.

Jason Todd walks into a bar and the Joker is behind the counter.
"You know I can't serve Robins here," says the Joker.
"Why not?" replies Todd.
"Because this is a CROW BAR!" says Joker.

And then he beats him to death with it.
#135 - 4chan refugee (07/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's funny because Austin is a loser with no friends.
#115 - popkornking (07/24/2012) [-]
This would be fine if he didn't feel the need to post like 10 of them, bad taste jokes are good in twos or threes just to rustle some jimmies, but when you post as many as this guy did it's just overkill.

pic related, it's my jimmies status
User avatar #22 - boeka (07/23/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Took it too far.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mydogizmexican (07/23/2012) [-]
i posted the same kind of comment on facebook, when someone was complaining about the Batman movie murders, there are probably millions who have died in the past months and we dont know or care because the media isnt talking about it
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