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#93 - raymonardo (07/23/2012) [-]
Shut up Meg...
#8 - cuddyblack (07/22/2012) [-]
STFU MEG!!!
#66 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (07/23/2012) [-]
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#3 - friggy (07/22/2012) [-]
That means it's okay to sleep with the cook and the maid right?
That means it's okay to sleep with the cook and the maid right?
#38 - iaaron (07/23/2012) [-]
I would rack Mila Kunis so hard
User avatar #46 to #38 - johnlemon (07/23/2012) [-]
who the **** uses "rack" as a verb meaning to bang?
User avatar #121 to #46 - fadetometallica (07/23/2012) [-]
iaaron does
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#7 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
she better be flexible for the things I'd do to her
she better be flexible for the things I'd do to her
#36 - adobo (07/23/2012) [-]
But i want an acrobat to be in the kitchen, living room, and bed. Additional bonus if she is an acrobat for my 35th birthday....Pic related
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User avatar #91 to #36 - counteractive (07/23/2012) [-]
Chrishansen.jpg?
#21 - denonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
why cant she be a maid in the bedroom
why cant she be a maid in the bedroom
User avatar #81 to #21 - hibbydibby ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Why can't she be a maid all over the goddamn house? Also, why can't she be an acrobat all over the house. We can invite the neighbors over and get them plastered enough to try the trapeze and watch as a drunk person flys from a swing attached to the ceiling directly into the wall.
#25 to #21 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Or even a cook in bed?
An apron and nothing else...
#26 to #25 - denonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
i like your thinking
#49 - nohate (07/23/2012) [-]
She is the voice of this....


Meg...
#2 - jakeattack (07/22/2012) [-]
you can hire a hooker too
#9 to #2 - brenton (07/22/2012) [-]
No, I'll just have the Mila. Thanks.
No, I'll just have the Mila. Thanks.
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User avatar #29 to #16 - flippytrixfordiner (07/23/2012) [-]
i just farted while looking at that pic and i'm no longer aroused
#59 to #29 - nyanturtwig (07/23/2012) [-]
dufuq is this wizardry, I farted as well
dufuq is this wizardry, I farted as well
#18 - harvestmoonfanboi (07/22/2012) [-]
**harvestmoonfanboi rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Why I Masturbate ** mfw
#117 - pavenater (07/23/2012) [-]
Its weird how meg in family guy is ugly, and Lois is hot, but Mila Kunis ( VOICE OF MEG) is hot and Alex Borstien (voice on lois) is ugly. MIND BLOWING!
User avatar #128 to #117 - darthacerbus (07/23/2012) [-]
Yeah it's crazy how animated characters don't always look like the people voicing them.
#70 - buttholee (07/23/2012) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #7195460 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum **   
who the cook/maid is
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #7195460 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum **
who the cook/maid is
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#34 - Flfootball (07/23/2012) [-]
>Be 16   
>About to have sex with hot girl (she is 15)   
>We are getting intense   
>She starts screaming for me to punch her in the face   
>I slap her cheek lightly   
> she says I'm a pussy and tells me to punch her in the face as hard as I can   
>I cock back and unleash a falcon punch and  knock a tooth out   
>She instantly orgasms    
>Most awkward boner ever
>Be 16
>About to have sex with hot girl (she is 15)
>We are getting intense
>She starts screaming for me to punch her in the face
>I slap her cheek lightly
> she says I'm a pussy and tells me to punch her in the face as hard as I can
>I cock back and unleash a falcon punch and knock a tooth out
>She instantly orgasms
>Most awkward boner ever
#52 to #34 - ariakon (07/23/2012) [-]
Related story:   
>Last ex gf and I are going at it   
>Asks me to hit her   
>She is drunk as hell   
>Slap her lightly   
>Grabs my hand and slaps herself   
>I get into it   
>She says do it harder   
>Knock that bitch out   
>Next day she has black eye   
>Her dad threatens my life   
>I dump that bitch   
>Move 1 week later   
>And no 			*****		 were given
Related story:
>Last ex gf and I are going at it
>Asks me to hit her
>She is drunk as hell
>Slap her lightly
>Grabs my hand and slaps herself
>I get into it
>She says do it harder
>Knock that bitch out
>Next day she has black eye
>Her dad threatens my life
>I dump that bitch
>Move 1 week later
>And no ***** were given
User avatar #35 to #34 - lemmingonesevenone (07/23/2012) [-]
Your age of virginity loss saddens me.
#58 to #35 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
I still haven' lost my virginity and i'm 20
User avatar #40 to #35 - welodog (07/23/2012) [-]
Wait..how is 16 saddening?Just wondering
#87 to #40 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
to young
#92 to #87 - welodog (07/23/2012) [-]
Oh ok, I thought he ment like that was to old for some reason, thank you :)..Why all this negativity()_o..
User avatar #43 to #35 - mrthezho (07/23/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #37 to #35 - Flfootball (07/23/2012) [-]
Bro, just enjoy the story
User avatar #104 to #37 - sonzai (07/23/2012) [-]
It's not enjoyable.
#51 to #34 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
>Be 16.
>Talk about sex life on the internet like a douche.
>Attempting to be funny.

Kill yourself.
#65 - organicglory (07/23/2012) [-]
Mila Kunis
#12 - anon (07/22/2012) [-]
You can hire people for the third thing too. More proof that money can in fact buy happiness.
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