A Guide Part 2. My cum glows. THE OFFICIAL FUNNYJUNK GUIDE FOR NEWFAGS" Part 2 Lesson 3: Blame for everything. It doesn' t matter what it is, just do it. MASSAC
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A Guide Part 2

My cum glows

THE
OFFICIAL
FUNNYJUNK
GUIDE FOR
NEWFAGS"
Part 2
Lesson 3: Blame for
everything. It doesn' t matter
what it is, just do it.
MASSACRE
COLORADO
THEATER.
DAMN VIII! Ality.
Lesson 4: Never insult ponies or
furries. NEVER! Funnyjunk is
their home. Although bronies
claim to love and tolerate, they
will thumb you down to Oblivion
if you do. Not even the phrase
and now we wait for red thumbs
because I said my opinion" works.
City % Ponies suck, now we
wait for red thumbs
LOVE AND TOLERATE
MY BROTHERS.
I' ll probably make the
last part if I feel like
it. Maybe not.
Comic Sans because I
can.
...
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#5 - lookihaveafryer (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is the DAMN YOU 9GAG face based on Sheldon mother ******* cooper?
#10 - menstrualmonster (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
With what program did you make it? I know It's based on the Sheldon Cooper picture below, but with what did you make it.
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#12 to #10 - agmii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#85 - cinster (07/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #91 to #90 - cinster (07/22/2012) [-]
OP is such an oldfag
#1 - trollololing (07/22/2012) [+] (31 replies)
Saved for later use.
#110 - wafflepan (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This post is making more cancer
This post is making more cancer
User avatar #3 - bangsaidthegun (07/22/2012) [-]
OP, you just made a new meme.
#123 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is the most ******* awful content I have ever seen
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**** PONIES AND FURRIES


Tamriel here I come!
#175 - JustTheTip (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
****					 ponies
**** ponies
User avatar #171 - bazilball (07/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP, that was the most cancerous thing I've read all day. Nor was that funny, nor was it clever. No, we do not blame 9fag for everything, and bronies are heavily discriminated nor only on this site, but on the entire internet (their home is /mlp/ by the way, not funnyjunk).

Moreover, despite being from 4chan I feel rules 1 and 2 are applicable here (ie. Don't talk about /b/; Do NOT talk about /b/). Newfags can learn on their own. Don't be like a nagging mother who forces her kids to learn Mandarin Chinese even though they clearly do not want to learn Mandarin Chinese.

Finally, you have mislead all the newfags reading this, as I briefly explained in the first paragrah. You're just infecting more and more people with cancer, OP. Instead of building up these newfags whom will ultimately become the oldfags of this once great site, you have misdirected them down a path of "THE FUNNYJUNK ARMY LOLXD111ONE111".

In conclusion, consider suicide.
#77 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Love and tolerate my brothers.



And now we wait for infanite thumbs.
#83 to #82 - cubanwhiteman (07/22/2012) [-]
Ponies suck. now we wait for red thumbs.





******* . Genius.
User avatar #102 - BrayBoy ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
******* 9gag, starting both world wars
User avatar #191 - roliga (07/22/2012) [-]
Newfags? More like all of the summer fags
+5
#185 - agmii **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#167 - hadzz (07/22/2012) [-]
OP, you're the reason the rest of the internet ******* hates us, you're making us look like a bunch of 4chan wannabie 9fags
#163 - galkawhm (07/22/2012) [-]
The whole pony thing is a mixed bag.

Pony post in ponytime +Thumb
Pony post anywhere else -Thumb
#57 - Clone ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
It used to be that "Love and Tolerance" was followed wholeheartedly by the majority of bronies. Unfortunately as time went on, and more bronies joined the herd, less and less new bronies took to the practice of "Love and Tolerance" eventually making those bronies that did follow it a minority.
#40 - hangingtree (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This will be in my nightmares!
User avatar #76 - bgbba (07/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't really have an issue with the ponies, in and of themselves. The problem is that the Bronies are essentially a cult who's calling card is the pony. Every forum, website, meme, and videogame has been assimilated to the glorious faggot! culture, because the bronies are the most aggressive people on the internet. The bronies are a highly organized, swiftly acting monstrous machine that will thumb everything down and spam the hell out of everything. Seriously, the glorious faggot! menace needs to be taken care of. My hope is that the next time they rise up, which will probably be when season three comes out, the backlash will be so hard that nobody will stay neutral. As soon as the neutrals stop being neutral and the haters organize, the bronies no longer have a bully pulpit. The only tactic I can think of that would work would be to blindly thumb every pony post down and thumb up every hater, regardless of whether it was funny/valid. After all, that's the glorious faggot! modus aparandi, so why not fight fire with fire?
#92 to #86 - twilightdusk (07/22/2012) [-]
That's true of all groups though. The majority of sports fans, as an example, aren't assholes who paint their entire body and pick fights with other team's fans, but those are the loudest and most visible of them and the majority of sports fans just ignore them instead of denouncing them. The majority of Christians aren't raging homophobes who want to put gays behind electric fences, but the ones who say things like that are the ones who are seen and end up being representative of the group. I would contend that there are at least some groups that you yourself belong to where there are loud members of the group who you ignore rather than actively condemn.
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