A Guide Part 2. My cum glows. THE OFFICIAL FUNNYJUNK GUIDE FOR NEWFAGS" Part 2 Lesson 3: Blame for everything. It doesn' t matter what it is, just do it. MASSAC in my mouth
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THE
OFFICIAL
FUNNYJUNK
GUIDE FOR
NEWFAGS"
Part 2
Lesson 3: Blame for
everything. It doesn' t matter
what it is, just do it.
MASSACRE
COLORADO
THEATER.
DAMN VIII! Ality.
Lesson 4: Never insult ponies or
furries. NEVER! Funnyjunk is
their home. Although bronies
claim to love and tolerate, they
will thumb you down to Oblivion
if you do. Not even the phrase
and now we wait for red thumbs
because I said my opinion" works.
City % Ponies suck, now we
wait for red thumbs
LOVE AND TOLERATE
MY BROTHERS.
I' ll probably make the
last part if I feel like
it. Maybe not.
Comic Sans because I
can.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - lookihaveafryer
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Is the DAMN YOU 9GAG face based on Sheldon mother ******* cooper?
User avatar #61 to #5 - jetpistol
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Yes.
#10 - menstrualmonster
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With what program did you make it? I know It's based on the Sheldon Cooper picture below, but with what did you make it.
#12 to #10 - agmii [OP] **User deleted account**
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#13 to #12 - anon id: e185191f
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#85 - cinster
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#87 to #85 - cinster
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#88 to #87 - cinster
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#90 to #88 - cinster
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User avatar #91 to #90 - cinster
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OP is such an oldfag
#1 - trollololing
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Saved for later use.
#4 to #1 - dadukesta
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#11 to #9 - dadukesta
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#14 to #11 - trollololing
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I'm smelling a Spidey thread.
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#27 to #23 - naziwalrusbastard
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#18 to #15 - trollololing
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User avatar #7 to #6 - trollololing
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Well that picture turned out horribly. Remind me not to use FJ editor ever again.
#110 - wafflepan
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This post is making more cancer
This post is making more cancer
#117 to #110 - paulftw
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oh hey guise, let me make a guide for newfags
because it's really needed...
right guise??
#118 to #117 - wafflepan
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"Guise, srsly guise cmon guise Guise GUISE
User avatar #3 - bangsaidthegun
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OP, you just made a new meme.
#175 - JustTheTip
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**** ponies
**** ponies
User avatar #188 to #175 - elbrysobrony
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Dude, you have weird fetishes...
#189 to #188 - JustTheTip
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tis true
tis true
User avatar #171 - bazilball
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OP, that was the most cancerous thing I've read all day. Nor was that funny, nor was it clever. No, we do not blame 9fag for everything, and bronies are heavily discriminated nor only on this site, but on the entire internet (their home is /mlp/ by the way, not funnyjunk).

Moreover, despite being from 4chan I feel rules 1 and 2 are applicable here (ie. Don't talk about /b/; Do NOT talk about /b/). Newfags can learn on their own. Don't be like a nagging mother who forces her kids to learn Mandarin Chinese even though they clearly do not want to learn Mandarin Chinese.

Finally, you have mislead all the newfags reading this, as I briefly explained in the first paragrah. You're just infecting more and more people with cancer, OP. Instead of building up these newfags whom will ultimately become the oldfags of this once great site, you have misdirected them down a path of "THE FUNNYJUNK ARMY LOLXD111ONE111".

In conclusion, consider suicide.
#214 to #171 - anon id: 27d57e0a
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One thing I have noticed is that people don't attack furries much outside of the **** board, probably because most flame-war starters attack bronies and MLP all the time instead.

Kind of sad how many people do this on Funnyjunk actually, we don't have to attack anything with the "THIS IS ****!" comments, we can just say "I don't like this but whatever" and move on.
User avatar #174 to #171 - bazilball
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And yes, I am fully aware that the second word in the second line should be 'not', rather than 'nor' so please do not castrate me over it GNs.
User avatar #173 to #171 - genericnewfag
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OP has decieved me.
#77 - cubanwhiteman
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Love and tolerate my brothers.



And now we wait for infanite thumbs.
#82 to #77 - cubanwhiteman
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Wait a minute... if saying that gives negative thumbs...
#83 to #82 - cubanwhiteman
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Ponies suck. now we wait for red thumbs.





*******. Genius.
#84 to #83 - cubanwhiteman
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Well I thought it was funny.
#93 to #84 - cubanwhiteman
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A true captain goes down with his post.
User avatar #102 - BrayBoy
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******* 9gag, starting both world wars