i like to sit on my pancakes

question: how does it disprove adam and eve? Not that I believe in it, jsut curious on your sources. Besides, It doesn't say that adam and eve are the ONLY ones. In fact, If I am correct, their sons travel to other villages?

You are actually correct there sir. But it would disprove the world population restoring after the Great Flood.

yeahh, that's true. Although, there was a great flood. The story was adopted from Gilgamesh. The sumerian plains (tigris river) flooded all the time, and to them that was the known world.

Yeah, most religions have adopted some sort of flood story. But it disproves the extent to which it says the flood reached. There's a whole shitload of reasons the flood couldn't have happened the way it did in the Bible, but I think most Christians don't interpret that literally anymore.

I sure don't, if anything I take the bible (new testament and only what jesus says) as a guide how to be a better person. I dislike anything added by and for the disciples.. IE Corinthians...etc...

I think that's what it was originally intended to be, people just didn't understand that most of it was metaphors. It's like thinking Aesop's Fables really happened. Just because they didn't actually happen doesn't dismiss the lesson you can get from it.

All about the parables! It's nice to see someone on FJ who isn't a fagtard and also loves pokemon. Because that is awesome.

I also enjoy watching Archer.

Duh and/or Hello!



Also, I downloaded the 3rd season in the bay of pirates. ha

I might have to do that if they don't put it on Netflix soon. I'm getting tired of waiting

Ya dumb idiot. sorry... had to

He did you know that humans share more than half their DNA with the common banana? So logically, our ancestor is the banana. We and the banana are one.

Haha, Klay World

thank you for noticing

WHAA?!?! A KLAY WORLD REFERENCE... HERE? YOU ARE NOW MY FRIEND.

so glad someone got it!

I have Klay World: Off the Table. u jelly?

all of my want

i also have knoxs autograph. you so jelly.

i am no longer jelly, i am now klay

imma spoil the whole movie. ready?

NO DON"T!!!!!!!!!

ok. but i will tell yo, it involves aliens and a purple radio.

where can i get the movie?

thebenfer.com/store

thank you, i love you more than curly fries right now

Curly fries,
Curly fries.
I love you more than curly fries.
If I had a choice,
Between curly fries, and you, I would choose, you!

oh god the memories

:,D

Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni ,macaroni
Put the cheese in the nooodles,
Whaddaya get?

...only if you take Genesis as a literal story and not a metaphorical one but ya....

....than maybe god is a metaphor for people as a whole

Perhaps... there's a million different ways to read scripture, if you can legitimately write a commentary for the entire bible explaining that metaphorical view you just might be on to something xD

or maybe this is just fantasy, and we're all caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality