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Cool Body Tricks Part 2

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Going for a run and have that side-
stitch?
Drunk? High? Peeling extremely dizzy?
Burn your hand on a hot pan and dont
want that **** to blister?
Want to get rid of that nose bleed fast?
Seared for that first date, Forever Alone
Guy? Watching a scary movie?
Need to breath under water, but want
to do it longer than normal?
Teeth hurting like hell? Want to stop
that nesting tooth ache effectively?
00 for moar '?
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Submitted: 07/21/2012
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#50 - supercrazyhaha (07/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
that hyperventilating before you hold your breath is a very bad idea. I have been freediving for 8 years now and thats how you die, your body thinks it has more oxygen when it does not which will cause you to pass out underwater. please never do this as many people have died by hyperventilating before practising static apnea (holding there breath). This is called shallow water blackout.

stay safe. take my advice and not OP's.
#57 - Cyraxx (07/22/2012) [-]
#4 - mrpond (07/21/2012) [-]
need to breathe* underwater?   
   
become a fish   
   
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need to breathe* underwater?

become a fish

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User avatar #30 - swimmingprodigy (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
DONT do the hyperventilating one.

As a lifeguard, I know that that **** is dangerous. You have more carbon dioxide in your bloodstream that your body is unaware of, that way when you get down to low levels of oxygen due to a sporting event or something, it's actually "double" low due to the previous hyperventilation. It's very easy to pass out unexpectedly because your body doesnt know.

I suck at explaining but hope that makes sense
#79 - perrbear (07/22/2012) [-]
Now do them all at once.
#47 - kievaughnb (07/22/2012) [-]
So you're telling me that if I hyperventilate I can breathe underwater?
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#17 - bazda (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I call ******** on the last one. Veins don't link different parts of the body, they go from where they are, straight to the heart. All of the blood that goes to your head comes straight up from your heart, through the carotid arteries in your neck.
#65 - gongthehawkeye (07/22/2012) [-]
Mfw "Blow on your thumb"
#3 - Tommovdv (07/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
hyperventilation doesn't "trick" your body into "thinking" it has more o2 and less co2. It actually has..
#83 - gentlememe (07/22/2012) [-]
<- OP
User avatar #24 - Ninotori (07/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
The running one is incorrect. Your supposed to breath OUT on the right foot because when you breath IN on the right foot, the expanded lung and the pressure of the weight of your body being placed on that side of your body puts pressure on the liver.

Also, it is perfectly possible to breath that way when running, so long as it's a comfortable jogging pace and not a sprint. You will breath fast than normal, especially if your like me and you have a heart that can deal with high cardio real easy, but it won't make you feel any different and it will stop the pain in your side. Works just as well when you walk off a sprint.

Trust me, I'm a nursing student. I have to know this **** .
#96 - bluebutton (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Another!
Another!
#94 - primecrime (07/22/2012) [-]
MFW the first one is the answer to a problem i have been having for the last 3 years....
#85 - schrodngrscat (07/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I still don't know whether or not to believe most of these... Clearly the breathing underwater one is just OP trolling but some other ones seem legit...
#66 - antirepostmovement (07/22/2012) [-]
hyper-ventilating when diving is extremely dangerous. read about shallow water blackouts...
#61 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #60 - handyofdoom (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i have some dumbass class mates who would hyperventilate and then have their friend push up on their chest so that they passed out.

******* idiots tried to get me to do it.
User avatar #13 - shashashadow (07/22/2012) [-]
I thought that if you felt dizzy it was first instinct to grab a stable structure... guess I'm just special.
#98 - unoletmehavename (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What is hyper ventilate ?
User avatar #106 to #98 - tigronn (07/23/2012) [-]
breating in and out crazy like a ******* retard
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