Memorable Last Words

Suggestions for making your last words on
your deathbed more memorable
For maximum impact, hire someone who mere
Dying like a true MOVIE geek the room dressed up as xenon,
illuminated by blue LED: at Just the right moment.
Dying like a true movie geek, option 2 Make sure your son is a movie buff, Inc!
Be at peace, son or Gander‘ 6)
Making sure people REALLY wish you
had lived longer
at years ego, T won the
lottery jackpot, but kept it The geld is new worth 50
o secret. Instead or spending C) ". feel, It
the money, T bought godo.
Scaring them a little
oh... T can ten, my time has come... T can my NU! NO! money mp, we my Be: opp,
esee a tunnel... and a bright light at the % mu or WORST ! on my
it is so wonderful...
Burning all bridges
By the way, "sun", you ore not
really my son. T secretely
impregnated your mother with her
And when you were o baby, T dropped
you on your head on purpose. And
honey, I pissed in your Gaffes
Taking ajoke a bit molar
My time has come! no
not cry too much for
any Fooled ya! Not
dead yet! oh, this
may AGAIN‘ Not
dead! Gullible
fuckers! oh but
new hey, wait! Where hey guys! Guys? Seriously now, T am really
care you going? Tou dying this time. T promise! Came on! I' ll
can' t leave, 1., make it really good! Hello?’ If you
so CT den‘: come back, stick around as o grins:
and watch you every time you top or have ses!
dying here! no you
hove no respect far
the halfbreed??