The Bristol Stool Chart. OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia) And if you don't believe that this is real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_sca
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The Bristol Stool Chart

OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia)

And if you don't believe that this is real:...more »

OC by me (Bristol Stool chart taken from Wikipedia)

And if you don't believe that this is real:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_scale

If you want to discuss about yew **** in
a scientifically correct and gentlemanly
way, please use the
Bristol Stool Chart
Separate hard lumps, like nuts
hard pass)
but lumpy
Like a sausage but with
cracks en the surface
Like a sausage er snake,
and set
Set Webs with clearcoat
edges
Fluffy pieces with ragged
edges, a mushy steel
Watery. he salid pieces.
Entirely Liquid
Not sucks, this is the actual medical classification of poop types)
Today, my ***** matter
was ence again of type 3.
I reckon the celeb was a
healthy #, thaugh
it might: have been a tad
darker.
Hew
disagreeable!
Oh hew pleasant, old chap.
My secretions
this mern were clearly of
type E with a hit of type
T towards the end, with a
hue that I weild estimate
...
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Submitted: 07/21/2012
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#69 - cjfj has deleted their comment [-]
#68 - alucardshellhound (07/22/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Stop Black Cat Abuse - Fri 13th **
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#65 - happyyellow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 - erectnipples (07/22/2012) [-]
THE **** CORK
That ************* hard piece of **** you have to fathom out of your ass with the same intensity as the flames of hell. And once that ************ is set loose, everything else just follows. **** **** EVERYWHERE. Just pouring out of your ass with such sweet relief. I'm not the only one who gets these, right?
User avatar #71 to #64 - prostatepaul (07/22/2012) [-]
me and my friends call those "corkers" you try so hard to get the solid **** out, the rest is violent spray of ass piss
#57 - dkaaalz (07/22/2012) [-]
this is hung up in my main school corridor.
User avatar #56 - gwegw (07/22/2012) [-]
What about Type 8? The invisible **** , you feel yourself pass one but there's nothing in the toilet?
User avatar #66 to #56 - sparkytoast (07/22/2012) [-]
the ghost **** , which has nothing to do with this particular chart
User avatar #67 to #66 - gwegw (07/22/2012) [-]
It was a joke T_T
User avatar #55 - dieabolical (07/22/2012) [-]
My aunt has that in her toilet (She's a nurse)
#53 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
type 2 - type 3
#72 to #53 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Honestly now, type 2, 3 and 4 seem to be the most healthy. Depending on the colour of course.
#52 - ningyoaijin (07/22/2012) [-]
mfw anyone describes faeces as "fluffy"
mfw anyone describes faeces as "fluffy"
#50 - draycora (07/22/2012) [-]
Am I the only one thinking how amazing type 4 would feel coming out?
#60 to #50 - dudewitshirt (07/22/2012) [-]
that would probably be the kind of **** that would lead to infinite wiping

do not want!
User avatar #44 - ultimoz (07/22/2012) [-]
this is probably the most disgusting content ever..
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User avatar #58 to #42 - shenro (07/22/2012) [-]
well i think i had a type 7, it was weird bcuz it felt like i was peeing through my ass
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#46 to #42 - buckyforever (07/22/2012) [-]
Have you ever had a heavy night of drinking followed by Taco Bell? Obviously not.
User avatar #47 to #46 - thegirlyoudespise (07/22/2012) [-]
Am i the only whos stomach has not been ****** up by taco bell?
#48 to #47 - buckyforever (07/22/2012) [-]
No.  You are not alone.
No. You are not alone.
#40 - rueqeal (07/22/2012) [-]
i hate type 2
#39 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Haha I've actually been using the Bristol stool chart for a while, makes discussing ***** so much easier
User avatar #36 - kingbulbasaur (07/22/2012) [-]
So which type 'stool' would indicate good health?
#35 - nuclearcomedy (07/22/2012) [-]
I usually have type 4, I am able to cover the toilet up when my type 4 starts going circular.

It is, as you say "The **** " when I decide to defecate.
#33 - lordfinn (07/22/2012) [-]
Today I had type $$$, **** was so cash.
#31 - spyter (07/22/2012) [-]
Why the hell did i keep reading?
#30 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Well 2 and 3 are obviously the best. After a 4 and up I feel so dirty... ugh.
#29 - raidenonetwoseven (07/22/2012) [-]
It's real, of course it is, however, in medical settings we just use the actual colours, none of your #7a6408 **** , Simple, Brown, Yellow, Green, or Black.
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