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User avatar #8 - hairydickfarts (07/21/2012) [-]
i dont understand when couples say, "were pregnant" or "we're expecting"
its not like the guy is pregnant too
#207 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]
A more accurate term is "We're expecting" but then you have the problem as to... what you're expecting.
I'm personally betting on an alien fetus.
User avatar #161 to #8 - milkandboners (07/22/2012) [-]
Because the girl goes through physical pain of the baby, and emotional stress. While the guy has to deal with the girl being a major bitch all the fuckin time. So they're both pregnant!
#117 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]
hey who tells that joke?
#121 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]
why, i do, kind stranger.
#129 to #121 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]
good, lets keep it that way.
User avatar #47 to #8 - joemand (07/22/2012) [-]
You must be single...everything is together, rather than individual. At least...that's what us men are told...the whores control everything.

Don't get married...
User avatar #104 to #45 - kouzan (07/22/2012) [-]
For those of you who don't know, male sea horses carry the babies.
User avatar #14 to #8 - darthblam (07/21/2012) [-]
I might agree with the "we're pregnant" thing but "we're expecting" still works in my opinion...
User avatar #17 to #14 - piecejr (07/21/2012) [-]
We're expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
#43 to #17 - ohemgeezus (07/22/2012) [-]
Demetri Martin?
User avatar #20 to #17 - ferrettamer (07/21/2012) [-]
Or, you know, it could die
User avatar #112 to #20 - thesnarfalarker (07/22/2012) [-]
Jesus man you didnt have to go straight to dead baby
#275 to #112 - ericbeagles (07/22/2012) [-]
Technically the first one was velociraptor, but yeah, dead babies and stuff
Technically the first one was velociraptor, but yeah, dead babies and stuff
#13 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
It shows that he takes responsibility for his kid. Women like that in a man so we say things like that.
#10 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
they might not both be pregnant, but they are both expecting a child
User avatar #9 to #8 - thegirlyoudespise (07/21/2012) [-]
I have always thought that too, but to be fair the guy did have something to do with the pregnancy.
#23 to #9 - thebeatlesfan (07/21/2012) [-]
Hopefully...
#254 to #23 - Apes (07/22/2012) [-]
Hopefully not.
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