PREGNANT !

I'm not complaining, I'm just saying it doesn't make sense. But then, questioning the idiocy of other humans just leaves me with less answers and more questions than I had originally.

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#302 to #281 - milkandmore (07/22/2012) [-]

You need to get laid son!

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#310 to #302 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

I'm not really sure what that has to do with this but okay.

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#15 - lolercoasters (07/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)

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#74 to #15 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

Good old Liz Lemon, classic 30 rock :)

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#57 to #15 - cruzslzr (07/22/2012) [-]

I wonder if he's doing it with a broom in case she turns around in rage and screams
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT?

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#261 to #57 - funnyjvnk (07/22/2012) [-]

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#8 - hairydickfarts (07/21/2012) [+] (24 replies)

i dont understand when couples say, "were pregnant" or "we're expecting"
its not like the guy is pregnant too

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#9 to #8 - thegirlyoudespise (07/21/2012) [-]

I have always thought that too, but to be fair the guy did have something to do with the pregnancy.

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#23 to #9 - thebeatlesfan (07/21/2012) [-]

Hopefully...

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#254 to #23 - Apes (07/22/2012) [-]

Hopefully not.

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#10 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]

they might not both be pregnant, but they are both expecting a child

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#104 to #45 - kouzan (07/22/2012) [-]

For those of you who don't know, male sea horses carry the babies.

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#14 to #8 - darthblam (07/21/2012) [-]

I might agree with the "we're pregnant" thing but "we're expecting" still works in my opinion...

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#17 to #14 - piecejr (07/21/2012) [-]

We're expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.

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#20 to #17 - ferrettamer ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]

Or, you know, it could die

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#112 to #20 - thesnarfalarker (07/22/2012) [-]

Jesus man you didnt have to go straight to dead baby

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#275 to #112 - ericbeagles (07/22/2012) [-]

Technically the first one was velociraptor, but yeah, dead babies and stuff

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#43 to #17 - ohemgeezus (07/22/2012) [-]

Demetri Martin?

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#117 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

hey who tells that joke?

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#121 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

why, i do, kind stranger.

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#129 to #121 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

good, lets keep it that way.

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#207 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

A more accurate term is "We're expecting" but then you have the problem as to... what you're expecting.
I'm personally betting on an alien fetus.

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#47 to #8 - joemand (07/22/2012) [-]

You must be single...everything is together, rather than individual. At least...that's what us men are told...the whores control everything.

Don't get married...

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#13 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]

It shows that he takes responsibility for his kid. Women like that in a man so we say things like that.

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#161 to #8 - milkandboners (07/22/2012) [-]

Because the girl goes through physical pain of the baby, and emotional stress. While the guy has to deal with the girl being a major bitch all the fuckin time. So they're both pregnant!

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#113 - mydickistiny (07/22/2012) [-]

**mydickistiny rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at SWAG ** baby as an adult

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#107 - bdowns (07/22/2012) [-]

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at Physics or some shit ** the next picture he posted

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#223 - tehmanmilk (07/22/2012) [-]

**tehmanmilk rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at 20 Years Ago **

mfw girlfriend is pregnant

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#75 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #262 at Nothing To Do At School ** Who the father really is.

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#94 - theycallmeloye (07/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)

"When you think about the male's contribution to childbirth it's kind of embarrassing really. The guy's always like 'Yea well I helped too. For like 5 seconds. Doing the one thing I think about 24 hours a day. Welllll enjoy your morning sickness!!!' "

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#109 to #94 - epiknarwhalz (07/22/2012) [-]

God, I love Jim Gaffigan..

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#123 to #109 - eyerandomz (07/22/2012) [-]

If I had a time machine....I would just go back to when I was eating bacon. A bacon to bacon time-space continuum.

...That's a nerdy-ass bacon joke.

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#138 to #137 - epiknarwhalz (07/22/2012) [-]

Enlarge

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#240 - jeej ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]

Couples often declare themselves as pregnant when the female is carrying a baby.
It is a way of saying that they are in it together, the man will be there for his lady through it.

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#197 - willisxninety (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#198 to #197 - jokerfish **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]

**jokerfish rolls 30**

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#30 - moltrez (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

WE

We

WE

WE

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#35 to #30 - condormcninja ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]

That's a thing a lot of couples say.

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#230 - skaterchris (07/22/2012) [+] (11 replies)

Just made this gif. I am so going to hell

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#242 to #230 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

I lol'd

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#248 to #230 - jamiegannon (07/22/2012) [-]

Killimanjaro XD

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#235 to #230 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

You dont go to hell if you laugh at this!

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#232 to #230 - sickpup **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]

Everyone that laughed at this will go to hell.

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#285 to #232 - sickpup **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]

Wow, why the hell did I get thumbed down 7 times?

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#286 to #285 - darkdanger (07/22/2012) [-]

Stating the obvious? I dunno...

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#287 to #286 - sickpup **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]

Well if you were the one who thumbed me up to -6 thanks, but that anon up there did basically what I just did, the anon with 3 thumbs

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#288 to #287 - darkdanger (07/22/2012) [-]

yeah, I gave you a green one because it doesn't make sense why some people give you negatives for it.
But that anon however... maybe they like the picture?

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#290 to #288 - sickpup **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [-]

That picture has been overused plenty of times, just like most of these posts on funnyjunk

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#237 to #230 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

If You are going to hell for laughing at this, is there a way to go to heaven?

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#252 - wemotonyaie (07/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Dibs on the baby

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#256 to #252 - sparklywiggles ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]

I SAW IT FIRST!!!

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#262 to #256 - lyfeonpaper (07/22/2012) [-]

Ah want my baby back baby back baby back ribs...

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#266 to #262 - alstorp ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]

Chiliiii, baby back ribs

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#49 - atkissonbr (07/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)

how about a cake for celebration

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#265 to #49 - jakeleefromtheuk (07/22/2012) [-]

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#73 - heysupman (07/22/2012) [-]

**heysupman rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at MFW House Channel ** At least you didnt get this pregnant

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#25 - thebilliam (07/21/2012) [-]

This image was flagged 02/27/2013

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#56 - petak ONLINE (07/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)

**petak rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at The proof is in the pudding ** mfw my gf gets pregnant

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#63 to #56 - knickfury (07/22/2012) [-]

Good no trace

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#72 to #56 - N. Korean citizen (07/22/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #20377 at Pokemon ** MFW

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#82 to #56 - MenstruelSandwich (07/22/2012) [-]

So you don't shit bricks, but you vomit concrete?

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#67 to #56 - durden (07/22/2012) [-]

Good roll man.

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#101 to #56 - kouzan (07/22/2012) [-]

**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at trudatt ** You buried the body.

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#258 to #187 - Apes (07/22/2012) [-]

I'm not donating to the Haitian Food Fund anymore.

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#124 - dameseif (07/22/2012) [-]

**dameseif rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at 90's kid....moron ** <-- We are pregnant too!

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#44 - whoisnobody (07/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)

am i the only one that noticed that the toilet seat was down

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#259 to #44 - Apes (07/22/2012) [-]

The toilet cover is up though, so her chin is sitting where her ass was shitting.

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#46 to #44 - sonicsams (07/22/2012) [-]

am i the only one who noticed (we are pregnant)

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PREGNANT !

She's SO happy !!!

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