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Just got my coffee
How did they know who I was?
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There should be more people like you who dont take this stuff seriously
To be fair it's not hard to see a black guy in amongst a group of frail and pale hipsters. It just makes it easy on everyone.
Because any other black guy there wouldn't be able to afford the coffee in the first place.
#86
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doctorlean **User deleted account** (07/22/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #7377483 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum **
Then he stole this
Then he stole this
>Be poorfag spic who never left neighborhood
>Date some whitechick who wants to go to the mall
>Fuck it why not
>First time in mall in the suburbs
>Feel outta place
>A Mil Surplus in the mall! Sweeet!
>She does her shopping thing with her friends while I hang in the knife/gun store and chat with owner
>Gotta leave so I salute the owner and leave
>She wants starbucks before we leave
>She orders some foamy chocolate crappe chino
>Me being a simpleton I order black coffe
>"Your name?"
>*look around at nothing but middle class white people*
>"Just put mexican on it I'll know for sure"
>10 mins later "Black coffee for that mexican!"
>Crowd looks at clerk in disgust
>Take coffee and sit down
>Some soccer mom says "You should sue for discrimination!"
>I say "I don't find it offensive. Hell I am the only person here who's skin doesn't resemble a bleach bottle."
>Drink coffee while laughing on the inside
>Date some whitechick who wants to go to the mall
>Fuck it why not
>First time in mall in the suburbs
>Feel outta place
>A Mil Surplus in the mall! Sweeet!
>She does her shopping thing with her friends while I hang in the knife/gun store and chat with owner
>Gotta leave so I salute the owner and leave
>She wants starbucks before we leave
>She orders some foamy chocolate crappe chino
>Me being a simpleton I order black coffe
>"Your name?"
>*look around at nothing but middle class white people*
>"Just put mexican on it I'll know for sure"
>10 mins later "Black coffee for that mexican!"
>Crowd looks at clerk in disgust
>Take coffee and sit down
>Some soccer mom says "You should sue for discrimination!"
>I say "I don't find it offensive. Hell I am the only person here who's skin doesn't resemble a bleach bottle."
>Drink coffee while laughing on the inside
#112
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frankzappa (07/22/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
I hate the world where you need to write "caution: very hot" on the cup of coffee in order not to be sued from some dickhead.
1.Order Coffe, write "Black Guy" on it.
2. Pretend Starbucks is racist
3.Post on funnyjunk
4. Profit.
2. Pretend Starbucks is racist
3.Post on funnyjunk
4. Profit.