AN ACTUAL CRAIG' S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy weat' ing the mask Baroterri casket that you demands-: I that I hand over.
shortly after you pulled the RN on me and my : i, threat ming ﬁll‘ lives. You
also asked for my girfriend' s purse and genii's. I sen tardy hope that you somehow
same across this rather important message.
First, I' d like to apologize for your '; I want easiest you to actually
snap in you pants when t drew my pistol after you took my casket.. The evening was
not that sold. and I was wearing the basket tor at reason. my girlfriend was happy
that I just returned safely item my gnd tour as a Contest Manna in .h.
She Sallust bought mewhat Hinton Custom Model . . pistol for my
birthday, and we had tasked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening
Davion. tsay you was that it is every intimidating weapon when pointed at pour head
I know it probably wasnt fun walking bask to wherever you' d some trom with step
in your pants, I' m sure it was even worse walking " ad dose I triads you
leave your shoes, sell phone, and wallet with me. [That [reverted you from selling
or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
Adar I sat tad your mother or "Mamma". as you had her listed in you sell, I
explained the entire episode of what you' d done. Then I were and fillet' my gas
tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, - on your stead sad.
The guy with the big motor home took 153 galleria and was ERNIE
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Ga Go’ s, Hang with all the
trash in your wallet. [That made his dart]
I than tht' you wallet into the big pink "pimp nubile" that was parked at the are
alter I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the News driver' s side
of the car,
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone sails to the Dots ofline and one
to the FBI, while President Ghana as my possible target.
The FBI my really Mensa and we had a nise long shat It guess mile he
traced you timber eta}.
a way, perhaps I shallot apologize for not killing you ... bet Wool this type of
rent buttman is a for more punishment for you threatened stints. I wish
you well as you try to sort through some of these rather ' I' radiata pressing issues,
and Gan orio hope that you have the opportunity to relied upon, and perhaps
the, career path you' shaman to pursue in life. Remember, new time
you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
T' odours, swaps: Fl,