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Pokemon: Christian
Uploaded by: thirstypotato
Tags: Pokemon
The Christian Playthrough:
f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve.
it Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they use moves of those types-
3. Pokemon must be at least level 22 before they breed, and two Pokemon of the same sex cannot share a
daycare center.
4, if a player obtains an egg, it' s their duty to keep it in their party and raise it until it reaches level 1&
5. l_ quandaries are false mots and must be killed.
6. Players cannot use fossils, and should ignore science labs whenever possible.
T. Players cannot play at Game Corners and must avoid the benefits of narcotics like PP up and Rare Candy,
E. Players cannot catch Bean s, , Seviper, or Serperior and are advised to disregard their advice.
at if players do not follow these rules, they win be sent to the Distortion World and five with Giratina forever.
Alternate Protestant Edition: Believe
in Arceus.. then do whatever the hell
you want.
f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve.
it Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they use moves of those types-
3. Pokemon must be at least level 22 before they breed, and two Pokemon of the same sex cannot share a
daycare center.
4, if a player obtains an egg, it' s their duty to keep it in their party and raise it until it reaches level 1&
5. l_ quandaries are false mots and must be killed.
6. Players cannot use fossils, and should ignore science labs whenever possible.
T. Players cannot play at Game Corners and must avoid the benefits of narcotics like PP up and Rare Candy,
E. Players cannot catch Bean s, , Seviper, or Serperior and are advised to disregard their advice.
at if players do not follow these rules, they win be sent to the Distortion World and five with Giratina forever.
Alternate Protestant Edition: Believe
in Arceus.. then do whatever the hell
you want.
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