I always hated this...

YFW hes the only survivor and he says "yeah I'm just glad i left my force field up all these years"

then he's all like...

You just made my day sir.

Jesus Christ that was fucking spectacular.

you earned it

I'm going to Hell for laughing, aren't I?

I bet now all the 4chan comment stories are going to be like this

We're all going to hell.

wait a minute, he moves the interstate to colorado? that guy is a hero!

That was sensational.
+1 thumb. Ignore the butthurt.

be 9, 10 years later, is 19. Shooter is 24, logic flawed

You can't wait until someone he knows dies and he's the horrible person, jesus anon use your head

Fuck you, acronyms. I'm backing him the fuck up on this one. The guy makes an insensitive joke, and you're on his side? Yeah, I fucking hope something bad happens to someone in his family too. Just so I could laugh at the irony and stupidity.

Alright you seem to be upset at me, I'll just point out that I never said I supported these jokes because I don't. Since you brought up irony don't you think it's ironic that you two are bashing people for being insensitive while you just hope that someone he knows dies.

Hurr durr butthurt.

You're right, people died, and that isn't funny. But the jokes that are made about it are.

Fuck him. Fuck him with a cactus. I want to dickslap him so hard right now. Fucking fuck. FUCK. FUCK HIM.

fuck your force field.

Oh god I have the rage of a thousand white-hot suns.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I wonder if anyone's actually ever read that whole thing.

woah, calm down jensstoltenburg

I know this a joke, but! you are in the navy seals but have access to marine corps?

Guerrilla warfare*
Why does no one fix that when copy pasting?

I should know it's gorilla warfare. I have over 300 confirmed kills.

i am the confirmed kills, and i can confirm this.

The fuck was that child thinking? Ain't no such thing as a Mewthree.

or when you do shake "i had my fingers crossed"

NEVER forget to say "no crossies count"