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The Phases of Poop

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Dakunism Presents:
The Relaxing Poop:
You' Been holding it in for
soc long the Instant you sat
down it Just started falling out
with no effort whatsoever.
Texture:
Soft as a sponge.
Wiping:
Average
The Rebel Poop:
You' Been needing to poop
so bad for the past hour or so
But, yet again, Funnyjunk has
distracted you. You push with
all your might, But your poop
refuses to budge. The end
result is a poop that naes out
unexpectedly and leaves you
with an ass full of pain.
Texture:
Normally hard as a *******
rock, b it shoots out so fast
sometimes that you cant
even tell.
Wiping:
Just one time to wipe the
blood from your ******* .
The Coming out of Both Ends Poop:
You' re sick in bed and all of
a sudden, an immense urge
to **** hits you in the
stomach. You run to the
Bathroom only to 'piss out
your ass", meaning the ****
is soomo Liquified, you feel
like youre peeing. But
that' s not all, the fumes of
the poop make you
nauseas and you feel like
you' re going to hum
Catching
container is REQUIRED.
Texture:
Poop - Liquid
Barb depends on what
you' eaten
Wiping:
Hehe, and you thought
half the roll would Be
enough...
The Soft Serve Poop:
You sit down to put, and it
lust feels like you **** a
cloud! You' re on cloud 9
Because it' s the easiest you
can ever take.
Texture:
Soft serve ice cream.
Wiping:
Average
The shalt Poop:
Everyone knows what
this is... no need to
discuss it any further.
Texture:
You hope it Just stayed
Between your cheeks,
But you know it didn' t.
Wiping:
Depends on the poop you
take after the shalt.
The Sleepy Poop:
It' s 4 am and you have
to **** . You **** on the
11/ toilet and middshot, you
fall asleep. You wake
up wondering what
time it is; only to look
at your watch and
realize that you' re an
hour late already! You
hurry up and Fiish to
start your day, But you
forgot one thing. ;)
Texture:
You have no idea, it
slipped out during
your sleep.
Wiping:
This is what you
forgot.
Thumb Up if you like, down if you don' t.
I' m thinking about doing more of these,
let me know what you think in the
comments below!
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Submitted: 04/30/2010
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#345 - anonymous (09/17/2011) [-]
*anonymous*thinks this post is quite insightful*
User avatar #344 - ArtilleryAlice (05/08/2011) [-]
lol i love this
User avatar #357 - saintreach (03/12/2011) [-]
ive seen one of these except instead of a guy pooping as a visual, it's the type of poop its talking about..anyone have a link? i cant get it with search
User avatar #356 - Counttopotato (01/24/2011) [-]
God... maybe this wasn't the best picture to go to after being diagnosed with Gastritis and Colitis...
User avatar #354 - zombiepikachu (09/26/2010) [-]
do more lol
#353 - quirkybrit (09/26/2010) [-]
probably shouldnt ask, what exactly is a shart?!
User avatar #355 to #353 - dakunism (09/26/2010) [-]
where you go to fart, but a little poo comes out with it
User avatar #351 - Ackabooga (06/29/2010) [-]
the funny poop: poop initially disengages from ******* with a loud pop, and the rest comes out over almost 2 feet of snake-like poop

that actually happened to me
#350 - anonymous (06/04/2010) [-]
OMG I laughed so ******* hard at the shart picture!!!1 I slapped my leg a few times, too. :B
User avatar #349 - minimii (05/03/2010) [-]
The both ends poop wipe just sent into a burst of uncontrolable laugh which woke up the house.
User avatar #347 - RADDDDs (05/03/2010) [-]
A **** JOKE:
A guy suddently needs to go to the toilet. He has diarrhea. He rushes to the nearest public toilet and sais:
-Dude, come out quick, i'm gonna **** out here...
The guy inside says:
-Fuuuuuuckerrr.... yooooouuuu're luuuuuucky.....!
#342 - kmutbutt (05/02/2010) [-]
this might be disturbing, but i take my laptop and funnyjunk while pooping sometimes, and if i don't wipe quick enough the poop fukin dries on my ******* . and im wiping **** flakes later
#352 to #342 - YesImHax **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
thats why you have to take a shower after....
User avatar #346 to #342 - Dasmitimsad (05/03/2010) [-]
Haha nice
User avatar #343 to #342 - bluewafflez (05/02/2010) [-]
welcome to the famry
User avatar #341 - Shizzank (05/02/2010) [-]
I call the coming out of both ends one "Hershey Squirts"
User avatar #340 - jesusismahfriend (05/01/2010) [-]
Shart one is my favorite, the reaction is true too.

I hate the ***** that feel like ******* square blocks.
#339 - anonymous (05/01/2010) [-]
wow i actually had a coming out of bothe ends one but i didnt have a bucket to barf in.
User avatar #338 - Cabirious (05/01/2010) [-]
oh what about the machine poop where you held in your poops for hours and when you sit down and a fury of tiny nuggets fly out
#344 to #338 - xXToDieForXx (05/03/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #337 - laughalotw (05/01/2010) [-]
I laughed so hard when i saw these! Good job!
User avatar #336 - OhReally (05/01/2010) [-]
you forgot the one where you feel like your stomach is gonna turn inside out, and its like the worst pain ever.
User avatar #335 - sparklyvengeance (05/01/2010) [-]
i hate when the last one happens and because you forgot to wipe your ******* is all dry and it hurts to wipe.
good thing there's wet wipes :D
User avatar #331 - toxicnachos (05/01/2010) [-]
WTF is the shart poop?
User avatar #332 to #331 - dakunism (05/01/2010) [-]
when you think youre farting, but poop comes out
User avatar #333 to #332 - toxicnachos (05/01/2010) [-]
oh ok that one sucks soo much
User avatar #330 - toxicnachos (05/01/2010) [-]
LOL i love these
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