FART POLL. Here's a poll conducted at a torrent site that I frequent daily. They have decided to conduct some interesting polls there lately. Current Poll El Fa
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FART POLL

Here's a poll conducted at a torrent site that I frequent daily. They have decided to conduct some interesting polls there lately

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Current Poll
El Farts often lead to frowns for all but the actual fart instigator. From that innocent, barely audible puttering fart done in church, to that death cloud
apocalypse fart that has whole floors of office towers med: do you dig your own flavor?
I abstain from such a thing and hold mozarts in
Mine are so putrid I have to leave the room
My farts are repugnant, yet strangely tantalizing
I have a lone hate relationship with them
I watt the vapors to my face to maximize the experience
I run to the car to lock myself in before farting
When people say "You' got your head up your ass", I say " wish''
As long as I don' t shit myself they' re
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Submitted: 07/20/2012
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#4 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
I think that since the release of a fart feels good - what with releasing pressure in your digestive system and all - it only makes sense that the following smell is then associated with that good feeling. Of course someone ELSE'S fart doesn't make you feel good, so that's why YOUR farts smell "good" but other people's smell "bad." It's all about association. <--- my theory.
#3 - oceanguygw (07/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - cjfj (07/20/2012) [-]
I like to fart into bottles and quickly seal them. I then wait 2 minutes, while my flatulence fumigates the bottle. After that period is up, I quickly - and only briefly - open the bottle to let my nostrils absorb the aroma that emanates from it. I also flick my tongue into the air to acquire the taste of my own gaseous emissions. With that sample fresh in my senses, I label the bottle with it's own unique scent name, along with a number (that falls on a scale from 1-10) that signifies the poo particle potency. I have a vast collection thus far, with scents ranging from 'Mountain Lavender (1)" to my personal favorite: "Eau de' Le Pew (10)" - named after everyone's favorite silly antic-filled skunk, of course.
User avatar #1 - alfjnn (07/20/2012) [-]
Man. All of these made me laugh.
But I usually roll around a bit and let the gas reach my nose.
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