El Farts often lead to frowns for all but the actual fart instigator. From that innocent, barely audible puttering fart done in church, to that death cloud
apocalypse fart that has whole floors of office towers med: do you dig your own flavor?
I abstain from such a thing and hold mozarts in
Mine are so putrid I have to leave the room
My farts are repugnant, yet strangely tantalizing
I have a lone hate relationship with them
I watt the vapors to my face to maximize the experience
I run to the car to lock myself in before farting
When people say "You' got your head up your ass", I say " wish''
As long as I don' t shit myself they' re
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