FBGM Kevin

The fuck you want?

I'm your biggest fan

THANK YOU!!!!! Ive been looking for this gif xD

There's nothing wrong with wanting it, but saying it on facebook at that age...

Hell, it's not like everyone isn't thinking it. Will everyone be suddenly offended if someone who is a little young says it?

You people seem to think I care.

"I'm only 15"

to their FACES?! you sick fuck.

Whoahoho, whoa. Wowwy. Whoaooh.
You are my hero.

its funny too because if they do anything to you you can sue them for assaulting a minor

Oh, you know, I end up in a juvenile detention center and on psych meds for bashing someone's skull with a hammer after a fight breaks out, but hey, you people are going to thumb me down anyway.

what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm not sure even I know. I get worse than Gary Busey at this hour. It's 2 am where I live, I just got back from the Dark Knight Rises movie, and the plant in the corner keeps staring at me. I think I should go to bed.

you know whats worse coming home to a house full of starving african children and not having any rootbeer to feed the gnomes! I MEAN HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES HAS A CREEPER COME UP AND BLOWN MY PILLOW FORT TO SHIT? christ i don't even know, and if one thing's for sure i can't believe it's not butter. god what the fuck obama?

I can't see for shit on my phone, but that ketchup bottle looks a lot like David Tennant.
Also, what the fuck are you saying.

Alas, you feel what many others have felt in this very same situation. But yet I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole. I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn. Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness. The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings. Nightshade is shadows in all honest blinks that sort through the bile of newborn plagues, instant warmth is a mother's milk in dreams before anything was ever evil. In seconds the sun is beating like drums in all hearts eat the ear of noise. The sensual violence of lust is all the assurance you will ever need to know the worth of life. Mmmkay?

So uh, is that David Tennant or what?

looks like a bottle of tomato sauce to me.

Fuck you man, fuuuuuck you.

i don't.

your a nigger

Not openly flamboyant about it at least

Actually he said with that "bid ass." Apparently they also auction asses now.

I lost it, good sir. Take a virtual, meaningless thumb. And my wallpaper. Hope you like skyrim.

My internet derped and couldn't handle a picture.

butt too large to be that preety... reminds me of fat people (shuder)

sorry im offensive, but i just gave an opin- OH SHIT

Who would want that big ass on them? It's like having a boulder, on a stick. On your lap, smashing your balls, that wants things.

This picture gets me everytime. xD

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I laughed harder than was sensible.

what are you talking about, i dont see it! can you put some more circles and arrows down so i can see it better?

Sorry, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. Could you add a few more arrows?

Some people are just idiots.