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No faith in humanity
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renegadebane (07/20/2012) [-]
Those are both valid questions. I personally would be eager to accept the gifts of the night. Magic abilities, super strength, speed, stamina, endurance, and charisma, immortality, regenerative abilities, night vision, super senses, completely resistant to all illness, pain, or poison, only needing to drink blood as food, never needing to drink, breath, or blink. The only thing that can kill you is something getting past all of those abilities I listed and sticking a bit of wood through my heart or being exposed to direct sunlight which can be cancelled out with strong sunblock for short periods.