jehova's.... they can be annoying as hell. I' ll Bet Thath, The Lett Time TIM: ream's may Gr I. UNCENSORED TIT!! jehovas witnesses
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#6 - dragonette (07/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
UNCENSORED TIT!!
#43 - alucord (07/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Answers the door naked



Its a Catholic Priest
#37 - sabbykat (07/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
They came to my door once a few months back.    
I explained to them that I do not follow that particular branch of Christianity.    
They asked why.   
I said because if my child gets injured or ill, I will do everything in my power to make sure they get better. Including blood transfusions.    
I then told them that I respect them for walking around in the heat, passing out fliers and trying to pass around the word of God.    
Gave them each a glass of ice tea.    
Asked them to please not disturb me again.    
They said no problem.    
Never has another knock on my door came from a group of Jehovah Witness. (so far at least)    
MFW I don't follow any religion and I don't force it down others throats, or disrespect those who do.
They came to my door once a few months back.
I explained to them that I do not follow that particular branch of Christianity.
They asked why.
I said because if my child gets injured or ill, I will do everything in my power to make sure they get better. Including blood transfusions.
I then told them that I respect them for walking around in the heat, passing out fliers and trying to pass around the word of God.
Gave them each a glass of ice tea.
Asked them to please not disturb me again.
They said no problem.
Never has another knock on my door came from a group of Jehovah Witness. (so far at least)
MFW I don't follow any religion and I don't force it down others throats, or disrespect those who do.
#51 - franktonfire (07/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - bunkerjunction (07/19/2012) [-]
better keep them from knocking next time
#58 - mhorn (07/20/2012) [-]
#4 - waffies (07/20/2012) [-]
EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU SHARE A MOMENT FOR JESUS CHRIST?
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#5 - turretbuddy (07/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WOAH WOAH WOAH OP!

Keep it in the **** section!
#35 - themastertroller (07/20/2012) [-]
>jehova's witnesses ring bell   
>approach and open the door   
>just stand there doing nothing   
>they will speak, but don't move a muscle    
>they will get creeped out and leave, never to come back   
>as they leave say "i perform as the devil wishes"    
>laugh like stewie and slam the door shut   
>their faces when
>jehova's witnesses ring bell
>approach and open the door
>just stand there doing nothing
>they will speak, but don't move a muscle
>they will get creeped out and leave, never to come back
>as they leave say "i perform as the devil wishes"
>laugh like stewie and slam the door shut
>their faces when
User avatar #10 - breakdancinghobo (07/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
this happened to my dad. he thought it was my mom who just left, he was completely naked to open the door to let her back in. they never did come back
#41 - iamholly (07/20/2012) [-]
My reaction to them    
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My reaction to them
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#77 - Metallicock (07/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My Grandma is crazy religious. She watches all those crazy preachers on T.V. that make up the craziest **** to get you to give the money

ex: "The Jehovah Witnesses are plotting to end the human race there by fulfilling a satanic prophecy. Now think of the Jehovah Witnesses as a species for a moment. Jehovah Witnesses by their beliefs cannot have sex. Well if something doesn't reproduce, then it will eventually die out. This is basic knowledge.

So why is then that they Jehovah Witnesses are still around? How have they not yet died out? Ill tell you why; Its due to all the people they practically ambush at their door in an effort to convert to their satanic ways! Their very existence is dependent on the people they convert.

Their goal is to convert every one in the world to Jehovah Witnesses and if this achieved, no one on the face of the earth will believe in reproducing and that will be last generation on earth and once it dies out, the earth will be cleansed of the human race there by fulfilling their satanic prophecy.

But there is hope my friends! By donating your entire ******* life savings to us, you can help stop the Jehovah Witnesses and show them the light!"

Aint that just about the craziest **** you ever heard? By that's the kind of crazy **** she believes, sadly.
#54 - masterboll (07/20/2012) [-]
TFW
#38 - pfpe (07/20/2012) [-]
#84 - lordbyronxiv (07/20/2012) [-]
So there haven't been any Jehovah's Witnesses coming around my area lately.. maybe they realized something..
So there haven't been any Jehovah's Witnesses coming around my area lately.. maybe they realized something..
#74 - wetnoodle (07/20/2012) [-]
mfw my mom is a raging Jehovah's witness... and i still laughed.
mfw my mom is a raging Jehovah's witness... and i still laughed.

#78 - thethread (07/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Them: Excuse me do you have time for Jesus Christ?   
Me: No but do you have time for Lucifer, our Dark Lord and eventual supreme overlord of *Door Slam*... K Bye!
Them: Excuse me do you have time for Jesus Christ?
Me: No but do you have time for Lucifer, our Dark Lord and eventual supreme overlord of *Door Slam*... K Bye!
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