Average day. . My friends My average day average day Afternoon Afternoon After class After class lil Time to go out... Hey man, ready tn gt? tn the pub? ah . Na
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Average day

My friends
My average day average day
Afternoon Afternoon
After class After class
Time to go out...
Hey man,
ready tn gt? tn
the pub? ah .
Nah, ' m ready
ta pass out here, /'
Come an do n' t
be so lazy!
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User avatar #12 - PenguinsOfMars (07/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Weird, I make meth at noon as well!
#1 - thecherry (07/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
> Have apprenticeship as software developer
> Go to nightschool
> Get driver's license
> Go to Karate training
> Be away from home 15 hours each day on average
> "Had" faggot ass friend who just goes to school 5-7 hours a day and does no sport
> Be told by him I am a total lazy and boring person for staying at home and what I do can't be that exhausting

This guy was so annoying...
#64 - trollmetoday ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
#32 - mistahlegend (07/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Sleep at 5am
>Wake up at 3pm
>Eat something
>Play video games
>Masturbate and play
>Browse FJ and reddit
>repeat and masturbate.
#107 - Tynan (07/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable.
User avatar #33 - FelipeRuiz (07/20/2012) [-]
9:00am - wake up
9:10am - breakfast
9:30am - begin workout
9:31am - quit workout
9:32am - masturbate
11:00pm - sleep
#53 - ragingbrony (07/20/2012) [-]
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**** making a story, this pretty well describes my day.
User avatar #144 - rumpelstilzchen (07/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That awkward moment when you realize you're totally the right one.
#117 - grimmwaters (07/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Every morning
>Every morning
User avatar #74 - matthewfuckingmain (07/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Go to sleep at 7am.
Get up at 3 or 4.
Go out driving, listening to music til 5 or 6.
Get home, watch TV.
Play Nintendo or xbox til 9.
Get on computer at 9.
Jack off.
Jack off.
Read for a few hours.
Jack off.
User avatar #116 - gameshredder (07/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
5:30 PM: Wake up
5:45 PM: Eat
6:00 PM: Get on computer
11:30 AM: Go to bed
User avatar #69 - Tyranitar (07/20/2012) [-]
Wake up
8-10 hours of vidya games and internet
Food mixed in somewhere in there
Some episodes of a tv show, or a movie

You cannot kill that which has no life
User avatar #61 - imaschizo (07/20/2012) [-]
your friend knows how to live
#83 - SwiftNinja (07/20/2012) [-]
6am: Wake up screaming from a night terror involving my dead friends.
7am: Cut a line in my arm for crying.
8am: Eat dry bread.
9am: Cry in the shower.
10am: Cut myself again for crying.
11am: Contemplate suicide
12am: Call friend to ask if he's ready
1pm: Get weapons and ammo together
2pm - 6pm: Shoot up the school, hold no hostages.
7pm: Friend gets caught, shoots himself.
8pm: 1 bullet left, cops about to barge down the door.
8:10pm: Kill myself.
9pm: Haunt bitches <MFW
User avatar #62 - imaschizo (07/20/2012) [-]
>wake up period from 12-2pm
>go to work from 3-11
>get home around 11:30
> masturbate
>watch something on netflix
>fall asleep around 3am
#132 - insertidherexjxmx (07/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The awkward moment when your legs disappear.
#161 - skuser (07/20/2012) [-]
6am: Wake up and eat breakfast
7am: Go to ****** work
8am-6pm: Pretend to be working and **** ...
7pm: Be at home, trying to get some rest while dinner is cooking.Sit on couch and browse the internets to get some lulz...
Attempt failed as I browsed FJ...
Be disappointed and feel bad about that...
Search the house to find little brother to play... (No child molester here)
Search the entire house unsuccessfully...
Search for him out the house...
I opened the main door
Got on the floor
Everybody walked the dinosaur
#44 - cancerousiguana (07/20/2012) [-]
I had classes starting at 7:30 AM every day last semester, after which came swim practice, then I would get home and usually like 4 out of 5 days I would have to drive my disabled mom to a doctor's appointment or something, and a lot of days I would also have to make my family dinner and clean up afterwards (my mom does dialysis at home so she usually can't cook, so my dad and I trade off cooking days)

Then there's my friend, who has classes starting at 1 pm or 4 pm depending on the day, almost failed his 1 pm class because he slept in and missed class so much, then works as a cashier at Ross, but only like 12 hours a week. The rest of his day (which ends at about 5 am) is spent smoking pot and playing video games which he can afford because his parents pay for his school.

MFW he calls me lazy because I don't have a job.
User avatar #30 - xXJordanXx (07/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
my average summer day

> get up at 6am

> go to weights

>come home around 9

>masturbate then shower

>either nap or go to girlfriends right away

> play xbox for a while

> go to bed

> rinse and repeat
User avatar #47 to #30 - swikkid (07/20/2012) [-]
why not masturbate in the shower?
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