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oh germany

u so funny

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#19 - radrussian (07/19/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Canada had LITTLE BEAR MOTHERFUCKER
#41 - baldpowa (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was the first picture I made for FJ Long ago..
funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Morbid+Folktale/lBluDyO/3#3
#37 - dennisc (07/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Bananas in Pajamas anyone? No? Okay.
#54 to #49 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
and that's how they became the prince of a town called bel-air
#134 - anino (07/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
In Canada we had Robert Munsch
fucker who wrote this book and many other books that were fuckin awesome
But every time I read this book its impossible for me not to shed a goddamn tear
#83 - pooispancake (07/20/2012) [-]
Yo Dawg
User avatar #164 - drewbridge (07/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
There're all really tragic. German kids had rough childhood stories

"Struwwelpeter" describes a boy who does not groom himself properly and is consequently unpopular.
In "Die Geschichte vom bösen Friederich" (The Story of Bad Frederick), a violent boy terrorizes animals and people. Eventually he is bitten by a dog, who goes on to eat the boy's sausage while he is bedridden.
In "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug" (The Dreadful Story of the Matches), a girl plays with matches and burns to death.
In "Die Geschichte von den schwarzen Buben" (The Story of the Black Boys), Nikolas (that is, Saint Nicholas[4]) catches three boys teasing a dark-skinned boy. To teach them a lesson, he dips the three boys in black ink, to make them even darker-skinned than the boy they'd teased.
"Die Geschichte von dem wilden Jäger" (The Story of the Wild Huntsman) is the only story not primarily focused on children. In it, a hare steals a hunter's musket and eyeglasses and begins to hunt the hunter. In the ensuing chaos, the hare's child is burned by hot coffee and the hunter falls into a well, presumably to his death.
In "Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher" (The Story of the Thumb-Sucker), a mother warns her son not to suck his thumbs. However, when she goes out of the house he resumes his thumb sucking, until a roving tailor appears and cuts off his thumbs with giant scissors.
"Die Geschichte vom Suppen-Kaspar" (The Story of the Soup-Kaspar) begins as Kaspar, a healthy, strong boy, proclaims that he will no longer eat his soup. Over the next five days he wastes away and dies.
In "Die Geschichte vom fliegenden Robert" (The Story of the Flying Robert), a boy goes outside during a storm. The wind catches his umbrella and sends him to places unknown, and presumably to his doom.
#46 - Turtleboner (07/19/2012) [-]
Rape
#111 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Winnie the Pooh is Canadian. Paddington bear is English.
#112 to #111 - alanthewhite (07/20/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 335,448,017**
>Born in London
>Lived in London
>Wrote in London
>Died in London
>Canadian
Okay.
#1 - kidwreckless (07/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
User avatar #209 - nativninja (07/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
During the first World War, troops from Winnipeg (Manitoba, Canada) were being transported to eastern Canada, on their way to Europe, where they were to join the 2nd Canadian Infantry Brigade. When the train stopped at White River, Ontario, a lieutenant called Harry Colebourn bought a small female black bear cub for $20 from a hunter who had killed its mother. He named her 'WINNIPEG, after his hometown of Winnipeg, or 'WINNIE' for short.

Winnie became the mascot of the Brigade and went to Britain with the unit. When the Brigade was posted to the battlefields of France, Colebourn, now a Captain, took Winnie to the London Zoo for a long loan. He formally presented the London Zoo with Winnie in December 1919 where he became a popular attraction and lived until 1934.

The bear was also very popular with Christopher Robin, son of author A.A. Milne (A.A. Milne - creator of the book "Winnie the Pooh"). It was his favourite animal at the Zoo, and he often spent time inside the cage with it.
The bear was Christopher Robin's inspiration for calling his own teddy bear "Winnie"....."WINNIE THE POOH" (this teddy bear started out with the name of Edward Bear).
#202 - dylanlally (07/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**dylanlally rolled a random image posted in comment #7027847 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum ** - Russia
#89 - notatrollface (07/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Madeline is French, no?
#90 to #89 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
The story is set is Paris, but the author is Austrian.
#3 - qwacktastick (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#178 - IceViper (07/20/2012) [-]
Many German tales have strong and harsh moral points or themes.
#122 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just a request.. Anyone mind captioning busytown picture with

lol, wtf are we reading?
#125 to #122 - chubbylittlemonkey (07/20/2012) [-]
you have paint. it's not very hard...
#87 - archiferd (07/20/2012) [-]
Silly old bear.
Silly old bear.
#61 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
Winnie the Pooh is Canadian and English. The name Winnie the Pooh was the original author's son's teddy bears name, which was named after a Canadian black bear (fond in Winnipeg, hence the name Winnie). The author immigrated to Canada eventually and lived there while writing the books. So it's more Canadian than English.
#103 - blfrog (07/20/2012) [-]
god i miss you miffy ; _ ;
#101 - icametochewgum (07/20/2012) [-]
"Learn your rules, learn you rules, if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep!"
#9 - alexianary (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had a children's book with all of these type of stories.
I still remember some stories.
One story was about a girl who played with matches and burned to death.
Then there was one where a boy was abusing a dog, and the dog got loose and bit the boy's leg and he couldn't walk.
And what I realize now is a racist story about St. Nicolas where black people represent the bad kids because they are the color of charcoal. (If you're naughty you get charcoal)
I was always scared to open the book because this would be the first thing I see:
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