One time in english my teacher, asks for some dumb bitch called mary to come up nd read, she just sits there looking at the teacher, like hes not there, she doesnt even say anything, im like.. c'mon cracker, teacher picks someone else, and they stutter and they take 2 minutes to read a sentance, i stand up and im like fuck it. crackers cant even read. i begin to read the next 4 paragraphs in the book, feel as alpha as fuck.

this was in like year 6, 4th grade