Oh so now it hurts

I thought women were good at multitasking

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Holy shit how am I getting so many red thumbs....

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Thumbing you up because this is the first time I see that picture positive.

Thumbed up because I cringed.

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This hurts my ass just looking at it

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have it in GIF form

Even better/

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my only reaction to this

i have seen that picture before, and it still hurts to watch it


but how the fuck did that happen?

im guessing some genius installed a trampoline next to a steel fence..
lol

from what I found out, she fell out of a window and was "saved" by the fence

I want to know more of this o.-

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I've taken some pretty big shits...

so how you doin

Good...

Are you single and looking to mingle?

I second the notion.

Are you single?

"are you single? ...maybe we can skype each other and change our relationship statuses on facebook to 'married' afterwards"

There are many people who both enjoy giving and getting anal.

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not bad

I didn't know it go this far. What have I done.

What's it like? I'm a female and I'm willing to try it with my boyfriend cause he wants to but I want to know what it's like.

I recommend lots of lube and to be calm, also go slowly. It is a little uncomfortable the first time, feels better coming out then going in. You could try fingers or maybe a sharpie (thats what I use sometimes) or a dildo. Kind of work yourself up.

What can I say. I'm a weird.

I lube up my finger and give myself a prostate exam. Is this not enough?

It's whatever you feel comfortable with. If its enough for you then it's enough, if you want to explore more than go ahead. Whatever floats your goat, man.

I'll try using a Sharpie. Mainly cause my friend told me if I can massage the prostate enough, I'll have a glorious ejaculation and orgasm.

I've heard that too. I feel like it might be easier to massage with your finger though.

Thank you very much and that's not all that weird some girls are into I guess I just have to try and see for myself.

They make lube for just such an occasion that has a mild numbing agent to ease muscle tension and pain. The pleasure you receive actually comes from stimulating the anterior fornix erogenous zone at the end of the vaginal canal, so numbing the butt regions won't inhibit possible pleasure. just remember, if you don't like it the first time. you probably won't ever.

Disregard previous post unless FEMALE engaging in anal sex.

No problem :) good luck.

Recieving or strap-on?

recieving.

Oh...
Well, that's sexy too, I guess.

I have two dicks. You're out of excuses.

but half of them don't even look good.

but to them it does and more questions?

I think you meant any*

yes

yay :D

last time i checked sex is there so we can have offspring.

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last time i checked babies can't reproduce

that's why i changed to grown ups.

i'm actually not a child molester.....

i like this one XD

as a guy idk y people even like anal its where shit comes out y not vagina instead

Im not a guy so i can't answer it, but from what my bf tells me its because its a lot tighter aka fells better

but the vagina is where a female pisses from, and a penis is where a guy pisses from, Get over it.

Excuse me, sir, but are you retarded?

No... What's the difference between shit and piss?

Women don't pee from their vags. I'm sure you know that by now though.

pee doesnt get all over a dick though when a guy pisses..

You don't piss from the vagina

a female urinates through a small hole in her vaginal area called her Urethra.
Go back to school.

They piss right below the clit, it's a totally different hole. Yes, it is considered the 'vaginal area', but not directly from the vagina itself, which is what you said in your above statement

Then tell him to learn how to do it right, because it's very possible to make a chick orgasm with anal.

That really depends on the person. every girl is different, some like it and some simply don't. I don't dislike it i just get nothing from it. but I am difficult to make orgasm the normal way let alone that way

Seriously though, get him to read up on it. It can be a hell of a good time.

oh we have. we read up on it, watched videos, talked it through, and all of that stuff. I'm just not one of those girls that can orgasm from it

I've always thought the real aversion was the whole, "Feces" thing.

Thats also a big part. I'm not against it but that weirds me out a little and i make him shower after if we are going to do anything else

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It's actually supposed to be feel better for guys because they have a "p-spot". Whee...

ask guys who have tattoos, pierces and all that shit, they may like it. the rest of us may not enjoy that either. were not all the same, unlike all facebook bitches state

well yeah the tv and internets told me so

almost was convinced to get nipples pierced, then i though of what would happen if they hook on something...

i did one and it hurt so much i couldnt do the other
oddly enough i stretched the one i did pierce to a 6 gauge

Most people have never heard of lube.

My girlfriend likes pegging

I feel sorry for your anus my friend.

Don't. Until you realize how good prostate massage feels (and thats what anal does for men anyways) you can't imagine.
Imagine cumming twice as big a load, three times as hard, now tell me again how you feel sorry?
There is no pain involved.

we didn't use lube. we just took our time.

I'm not an expert but I'll give it a shot at explaining. Some men like anal since to them it is tighter. As a guy myself I only enjoy it because i'm pan. off topic though

Also, a LOT of straight men forget two crucial things when wanting anal with a woman that make it painful.
1. Lube- The rectum does not produce it's own lube like the vagina
2. Consent- When you ask the girl and she says no... don't try and push the argument, drop it there because she won't like it.

Sorry if I put too much, I try to help people understand things if I can.

Yeah I've heard this argument but it still doesn't really appeal to me and I still don't see why it's such a big deal to try and push it for some guys, if she says no, you leave it!

To each his own man, but glad I could help out somewhat.

then you havent experienced anal sex........

It just doesn't appeal to me, I think normal sex is brilliant and is pleasurable for both involved so why ruin it?