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#1 - aproudpatriot (07/18/2012) [-]
of course they were people. vegans don't exist.
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#252 to #70 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
its a joke man
#245 to #70 - chuckrodder (07/18/2012) [-]
Butthurt much?
Butthurt much?
User avatar #241 to #70 - aproudpatriot (07/18/2012) [-]
so, you do not want me to make fun of vegans, is that correct?
User avatar #211 to #70 - coophomie (07/18/2012) [-]
i don't give a **** if i'm eating a hen's menstruation, or crushed bugs. I don't care if i'm eating pure dog **** , if it tastes good, i have no problem
#163 to #70 - littlegreenmidgets (07/18/2012) [-]
Quick question, is orphan meat ok? See, i'm making a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do.
#166 to #163 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
I'd most definately say! Make sure it's Asian orphans though. Asian dragons are cool.
User avatar #167 to #166 - littlegreenmidgets (07/18/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
#168 to #167 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
You got something you wanna proove, boy?
#178 to #175 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
I don't have it.
#135 to #70 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
You see, we don't care if you're a vegan or not. It's how you shove the fact you are a vegan in our faces that make us make fun of you. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go eat a double bacon cheeseburger. Why? because it is delicious. Am I fat? No, I just keep up a habit running at least 5 miles a day. Do I care that an animal died? No. I don't.
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#239 to #136 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
1. you weren't provoked, it was a joke, and you're just a bitch. 2. animals do the same all the time. you think you're better because you "value life" and all that **** , but you're not. you raise yourself on some sort of platform above other people, and for what? eating differently? animals eat animals, it's nature. humans eat animals and on occasion animals eat humans. humans have just gotten higher in the food chain. In reality, you're just as bad as all of us. you're an asshole, you're selfish, you hate others and, no matter how much you might deny it, you want other people to die. I don't know who you specifically want to die, but you want them to die. It's human. You're human. Get used to it
User avatar #82 to #70 - Natelawl (07/18/2012) [-]
butthurt?
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#89 to #83 - Natelawl (07/18/2012) [-]
still sorta rude how you say a guy should be brutally murdered for just putting beef in a veggie burger. like what the **** man?
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#120 to #98 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
It is funny, Your beliefs don't matter. and yes giving a Muslim pork is hilarious
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User avatar #100 to #98 - Natelawl (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm not saying it's not rude to put meat in vegan food. I just think you're heavily exaggerating with the murdering brutally comment.
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User avatar #109 to #108 - Natelawl (07/18/2012) [-]
after the thumbs down
User avatar #73 to #70 - APoliteGentleman (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh god... STOP EVERYTHING!

This man is butt-hurt on the internet! I for one will never again use it, and encourage others to do the same.
#76 to #73 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
''A Polite Gentleman''

Butthurt? A bit, yeah. One thing is telling me my choice is wrong every day for my whole life, another thing is assuming I don't check what I buy.
User avatar #87 to #76 - APoliteGentleman (07/18/2012) [-]
I joined years ago, and my once polite exterior has given way to a callous and cynical bastard.

So either the above gentleman whom I assume you have never met has been telling you this every day of your life (doubtful), or you have assumed him to be the gatekeeper behind the truth of the universe, and are angry that you backed the wrong horse (or circle of leaves... whatever you guys back).

Either way, I don't think the comments section of FunnyJunk is an appropriate platform for your argument, and I shall bid you good day.
User avatar #72 to #70 - seventh (07/18/2012) [-]
I mixed beef into my vegan friend's veggie burger. He didn't vomit until I told him 5 hours later. Priceless.
#125 to #72 - sofatimoo (07/18/2012) [-]
Not to agree with our butthurt vegan friend here, but you should be careful when doing something like this. From what I understand, if a person hasn't consumed animal products in a while it can make them quite sick, whether they know they ate it or not.

It's one thing to disagree with someone's personal choices, and another thing completely to mess with their health.
#101 to #72 - watchesupee (07/18/2012) [-]
Wow if someone did that too me I would just simply mix rat meat with their burger.    
   
Tit for tat butter for fat bitches.
Wow if someone did that too me I would just simply mix rat meat with their burger.

Tit for tat butter for fat bitches.
#74 to #72 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
No, not funny. That's like mixing **** in yur food. It's disrespectful. You don't have to respect my choice, even though it's ******* ridicolous not to, but if you're having a vegan over, you just don't do that **** . People like you are the scum of this planet and should be murdered brutally.
User avatar #435 to #74 - msvegeta (07/19/2012) [-]
Hey there, I'd just like to say that I agree with your choice. We live in a society where meat is not needed for survival. We are also the only beings (as far as we know) that can contemplate morality. For these two reasons, there aren't a whole lot of reasons that go beyond defensive justifications for eating meat.
Red meat has a huge carbon footprint, and it increases your risk of heart disease.
Yeah, all those things are reasons why being a vegetarian is good. (I personally think vegan is going over the top)

Despite agreeing with you on that point, I think you shouldn't act all butthurt here. Because this site is for comedy. And that guy tried to tell a funny story. Just let it slide or deal with it. He doesn't deserve to die.

Yeah, that's all I have to say. Have a nice day.
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#304 to #74 - capslockwut (07/18/2012) [-]
I just want you to know your comments are so ignorant that I refreshed this goddamned page 3 times just so I could thumb them all down.
User avatar #91 to #74 - huntronicles (07/18/2012) [-]
I think the scum on this planet are the terrorists in Afgann serial killers, nazis, ect... Not someone who dissaggrees in opinion with vegans.
#103 to #91 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
Are butchers not nazis too? Do they not kill someone that are unlike themselves after serving them lifes in small cages and transporting them halfway across the country? I simply believe animals and humans have their feelings in common, and a murderer is not just someone who kills another human.

Also, not people who disagrees with me. People who cannot accept my choice. People can respect me if they want to, I'm not doing this for respect, but there is absolutely no reason to gain epic lulz from throwing something someone thinks is ethically unacceptable into their food.
User avatar #111 to #103 - huntronicles (07/18/2012) [-]
It's different for survival. If the world went in the armaggedon you'd die from being a pussy and not killing animals for food.
#113 to #111 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
So you're saying, the only reason you're eating meat is for survival? LIAR

I cannot at the present decide whether or not I would kill an animal for my own survival, but I would never think lowly of a person for doing so.
#116 to #113 - huntronicles (07/18/2012) [-]
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Look at it this way *******
I don't eat meat I don't eat
I don't eat I die
#119 to #116 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
I don't eat meat I eat vegetables
I eat vegetables I live

If that's your logic, then you would die if all animals were extinct one day. '' ********* .
User avatar #128 to #119 - huntronicles (07/18/2012) [-]
Vegetables come from plants, which are alive too asshole. What makes you think they're any different? What do you think they use to fertilize the plants? Dead animals! Dead animals.Or animal ****
#131 to #128 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
Plants have neither brain or central nervous system. Sure, they sense ''pain'' but they don't ''feel'' it.
#302 to #131 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
Your past posts say that pain was not the issue, but the fact that murdering them was. By eating plants, you condone taking their life away when you buy and eat them and therefore you condone murder. All nutrition comes from living things (except the odd few minerals) so you would not survive if it were not for eating living organisms.
And the you don't need meat thing is a very weak argument. Eating a mix of meat and vegetables in moderation is what gives us the highest probability of living to a higher age, therefore increasing the chances of living to ages where you can reproduce and ages where you can be involved in child rearing as a grandparent, as evolution has directed humans to increased involvement of grandparents for optimal maintenance and growth of the species.
#154 to #131 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
You don't need a brain to feel pain. Organisms like snails do not need a brain to function since they are simple organisms, but they still feel pain.
#160 to #154 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
Snails have neurons in their tissue. I do not want to discuss the matter of pain in simpler animals since that is a very unclear matter, however I am tempted to say that snails also only sense pain, and not feel it. I am not going to, because of blahblahblah logical, but unexplainable passive thinking. However, no organism can survive without a degree of pain sensing, since it allows them to avoid potential dangers. I just, and this is only my thoughts that can prove me right, that plants can not feel pain in the same way that animals do.
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User avatar #376 to #160 - littlegilmour (07/18/2012) [-]
So, who won? The vegan moron or the carnivore asshole?
#180 to #160 - mr skeltal (07/18/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #75 to #74 - seventh (07/18/2012) [-]
On the contrary it was ******* funny as hell.

I'll let you wallow in your vegan butthurtness.

Brb making some delicious bacon.
#77 to #75 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
On the contrary, ******* yur mother was funny as Hell.

I'll let you wallow in your anti-incestiousness.

Brb, ******* my own mother.
User avatar #97 to #77 - Natelawl (07/18/2012) [-]
geez kid how old can you be? Your mom jokes and all that ridiculous **** was done in middleschool.
#104 to #97 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
Sorry. It was a little... Well... I just found it funny at the timme.
#86 to #77 - seventh (07/18/2012) [-]
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What you really mean.
#95 to #86 - tyraxo (07/18/2012) [-]
Trust me young Padawan. One day you will not have to fap either.
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