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Best Confirmation Email Ever
Uploaded by: TheAviator
I got this today from 6dollarshirts.com
Dear .
Thanks for ordering from
1" suborder{ ] )was shipped on (yr/ IT/ ) with the United
States Postal
Service.
Our minions have looked over and dropped theirtoys in awe atthe genius
that is your amazing fashion sense. It takes true genius to pick such
impeccable design and color combinations, so naturally our crews' first
instincts were to wear Kennedy masks, stick your order under their shirts
and hee. Luckily shock collars and therefore have been put
to use and your order is safely packaged.
After the shocking and 'Don' t tase me, bro' s were over, a ceremonial
candle was lit and suddenly the entire crew felt a massive
amount release in their brains as our shipping specialist
tenderly placed the shipping label containing the following request:
Shipping Info:
Tracking Info:
The package' s Delivery Confirmation ID is
Thanks for ordering from
1" suborder{ ] )was shipped on (yr/ IT/ ) with the United
States Postal
Service.
Our minions have looked over and dropped theirtoys in awe atthe genius
that is your amazing fashion sense. It takes true genius to pick such
impeccable design and color combinations, so naturally our crews' first
instincts were to wear Kennedy masks, stick your order under their shirts
and hee. Luckily shock collars and therefore have been put
to use and your order is safely packaged.
After the shocking and 'Don' t tase me, bro' s were over, a ceremonial
candle was lit and suddenly the entire crew felt a massive
amount release in their brains as our shipping specialist
tenderly placed the shipping label containing the following request:
Shipping Info:
Tracking Info:
The package' s Delivery Confirmation ID is
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