Worth it

#170 to #169 - DingoJ (07/18/2012) [-]

one girl told me she had them on her boobs...dont see those in porn often

#172 to #170 - justicebustedus (07/18/2012) [-]

like on her tits or to the side where you can't see them where they normally are?

#173 to #172 - DingoJ (07/18/2012) [-]

idk, thats all she told me XD

#175 to #173 - justicebustedus (07/18/2012) [-]

why would she tell you they exist but not exactly where..? that leaves a lot of imagination for a person..

#179 to #175 - DingoJ (07/18/2012) [-]

idk man, we were talking about stretch marks and how pregnant chicks are always whining about it and stuff and suddenly she brings up "i have stretch marks on my boobs"..."um...okay" XD

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#180 to #179 - justicebustedus (07/18/2012) [-]

it happens more often than not.. :c

#182 to #180 - DingoJ (07/18/2012) [-]

im sickened but curious...not really, just curious

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#190 to #182 - shucknorris (07/18/2012) [-]

She wants to get you curious enough to find out exactly where they are for herself. She wants the D man, she wants the D...

#191 to #190 - DingoJ (07/18/2012) [-]

let's just keep my fingers crossed XD

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#207 to #169 - Aerosmither (07/18/2012) [-]

I hope you lie.

#479 to #169 - shitshitshit (07/18/2012) [-]

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

#520 to #479 - justicebustedus (07/19/2012) [-]

you really believe a girl with stretch marks on her nose would take pictures close enough to see them? I mean, if I had them, I'd hide my face from the world.

#331 to #169 - N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]

I have stretch marks on my shoulders but it's because I grew a foot in a year is that bad?

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#380 to #169 - wiljones (07/18/2012) [-]

can we have pics? pretty please

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#1 - puppybiscuit (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I was getting ready to take my GF out one night and
she says to me "You look fat in that..."

I was in the fuckin shower.

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#184 to #1 - doesnotcompute (07/18/2012) [-]

Good one!

You having a GF, lawl.

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#24 - blakjack (07/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#251 - kusalranawaka (07/18/2012) [-]

LOLZ You got beat up by a Fat girl?

Tip: Turn sharp corners if they chase you, they cant turn so quickly, like elephants

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#133 - jasonthelurker (07/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)

She reminds me of Ms. Choksondik

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#303 to #133 - slyve (07/18/2012) [-]

holy shit. Ms. Choksondik - Ms Chokes on Dick.

HOW COULD I NOT SEE THIS? WHAT THE HELL, BRAIN?!

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#507 to #303 - pokeyhedgehog (07/18/2012) [-]

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#515 to #507 - slyve (07/19/2012) [-]

i guess so.

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#256 - brickfest (07/18/2012) [-]

I didn't know that you can startle a boomer

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#356 - steamypanakes (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

why didn't you just run?

she couldn't have kept up

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#385 to #356 - seniornsfw (07/18/2012) [-]

That is the smart thing to do but you see when things get hard for tubby, They call you a pussy. But ya know hey, that's just how they "roll."

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#232 - NobleWisdom (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

u ugly

#263 to #232 - ElBandito (07/18/2012) [-]

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#105 - McGoogle (07/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Did she sit on you?

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#107 to #105 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/18/2012) [-]

no, far worse

she moved her gelatinous blob known as her "stomach" to a motion that disrupted the universe, ripping a hole in both space and time and forcing op into another dimension, where he got knocked out by a bunch of otherworldly entities, only to be solemnly returned to this world with the vows of a thousand lonely screams of death

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#508 to #107 - pokeyhedgehog (07/18/2012) [-]

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#378 - irokk (07/18/2012) [-]

NOPE

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#371 - tvfreakuk (07/18/2012) [-]

What this post reminded me of

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#265 - nyanyan (07/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)

This is why I hate being a fat girl. Whenever fat girls are in content they're always "disgusting" and mean, it really fucks me off.

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#284 to #265 - vicedets (07/18/2012) [-]

People don't hate fat chicks because they're fat. It's because fat chicks usually have a shitty fat chick mentality.

#370 to #284 - nyanyan (07/18/2012) [-]

Yeah I have met a few in my time who are complete dickheads

#271 to #265 - quackle (07/18/2012) [-]

I've looked at your profile picture, you don't seem fat to me.

#369 to #271 - nyanyan (07/18/2012) [-]

It's a flattering angle tbh lol, and I've looked at yours and woo woo Serj Tankian!

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#512 to #369 - quackle (07/18/2012) [-]

Serj Tankian is the shit

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#482 to #265 - shitshitshit (07/18/2012) [-]

are you a bitch

#461 to #265 - N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]

you're not that fat. we're talking about rank ass obese chicks.

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#269 to #267 - nyanyan (07/18/2012) [-]

Definitely saw that comment coming. Don't worry I'm trying to lose weight.

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#270 to #269 - TomasArnar (07/18/2012) [-]

Realized how mean I sounded so I deleted the comment. But still, good job