Bitch gets owned.

Not sure why I laughed so hard at that, but damn that was funny.

Lets find out shall we? lmgtfy.com/?q=Women%3A+What+the+fuck+happened%3F

Now can I ask you something.. What the fuck did you just do... I sat watching my screen for it to do something after the first page.... You genius

lmgtfy.com/?q=lemonparty&l=1

Sir or madam..... you just won twelve internets.

Not bad

Yeah, honestly. The women of today are SO unattractive.
On a side note, from reading a lot of biographies on the subject, Marilyn Monroe was a huge slut. One quote I remember was "She was stunning, yet not very bright. She'd go to lunch with a producer, then next thing you know, she's fucking him".

Top tip: Comparing a glamourous star famous for her looks to your average high school slut is not a good comparison. Pic related, there are so many modern women I'd smash like a freight train

Scarlet Johansson. Oh yes.

Marilyn Monroe was the one who brought being a slut to popularity...I don't know why people revere her. More than half the "quotes" that slutbuckets post on their walls these days are the same or similar to her's.

Scotland, where the four seasons are one days weather.

of all the things to roll...

That's a really shitty roll

So, you got shitfaced at the tanning salon?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Here, take this.

and this. Usually works better with pics.

i whas too lazy to upload

Well, the ozone layer in Australia is a lot less dense than anywhere else in the world....

Tanning? I remember when they first invented tanning. I ALWAYS HATED IT!

Wait for me

dude...