ok i got one (it's a long one, stay with me);
>little fucking douche-bag named Rob in my school
>really small kid, always doing dumb things for attention
>one time he put rotten milk in the ceiling panels and fucks with special needs kids
>last day of middle school
>Rob decides to curse out one of the teachers
>she's really nice, not one of the dumb bitches
>proceeds to call other nice teacher fat
>later
>starts fight with less "popular" kid, Dan
>he starts by trying to hook punch Dan in the head
>epic miss
>Dan takes Rob's head and slams it into locker
>dents it
>even later, Rob decides to attack Dan again
>tries to attack him over the head with a fucking chair
>misses
>gets even more beat up
>mfw he's like a hero to the "popular kids"

Hah.

I have so many stories.



SO MANY.











Other people's physical pain causes me joy...

ISS?

In School Suspension

what about after school suspension?

Didn't get that.
Breaking a ten year old's ribs isn't a very serious crime.

But god help you if you have a cellphone...