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hueyfreeman (07/18/2012) [-] 
I had an annoying childhood friend.
>He told my parents that I was playing N64 while grounded
>A couple days pass
>He asks to use my "moonshoes"
>"Tomorrow, I'm going home, seeya."
>As soon as I get home, get some scissors and snip every rubber band on the moonshoes till they are about to snap, but sturdy enough to hold someone for a second
>Next day, he comes over, doesn't say hi or anything, just says "where are your moonshoes Will?"
>"Here you go buddy."
>AllIsGoingAccordingToPlan.jpg
>He straps them on and jumps once
>They snap and he fractures his left ankle
>mfw
>He told my parents that I was playing N64 while grounded
>A couple days pass
>He asks to use my "moonshoes"
>"Tomorrow, I'm going home, seeya."
>As soon as I get home, get some scissors and snip every rubber band on the moonshoes till they are about to snap, but sturdy enough to hold someone for a second
>Next day, he comes over, doesn't say hi or anything, just says "where are your moonshoes Will?"
>"Here you go buddy."
>AllIsGoingAccordingToPlan.jpg
>He straps them on and jumps once
>They snap and he fractures his left ankle
>mfw
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] they're pretty old its like wearing or walking around with mini trampolines
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] i wouldent say they were popular in the US it was just one of those things that appear in TV commericals a lot but then stopped after a couple of months
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] yeah i remember getting these as a kid for no reason, its a yo yo but they always come back to you, you cant do tricks or anything
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] i still toy shop i get excited when i see cool new toys which amazes my friends on how i can still do that at the age of 17
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] i know how you feel i just moved out of my parents house and have an apartment im not good with money sometimes i would spend my paycheck on Video Games and other useless stuff and forget about the groceries
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] in the state of Texas if you're 17 you can legally own an apartment if you have your parents consent, the house i used to live at is kinda small so i suggested if i should move out my dad said no at first but he said yes eventually the apartment is pretty small (which is good cause i prefer it to be small) and he helps with the rent sometimes so its not too bad i get lonely sometimes so im about to get a cat
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dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-] Oh, in NZ you have to be 18 to sign a tenancy agreement, but you're allowed to move out and board or whatever at 16. So I moved out when i was 16 because we had to live with Mum's sister and there were too many people in one house and my mother and I weren't getting along. Mum found a house where I have a separate room from the house so if we didn't get along I could lock everyone out. Then i got an internship and moved away again.
And now I'm back because rent is too expensive for me to even think about moving out.
And now I'm back because rent is too expensive for me to even think about moving out.
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] that kinda sucks, **** happens i guess but i understand how you feel it was pretty hard living at my apartment (like i said the loneliness) but i perfer living there then back home, me and my big sister wernt getting along so the main reason why i wanted to move out was because of her overall my biggest concern is the food because i stupidly buy other stuff while i go shopping one time i had to eat bread for 2 days
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runeception (07/18/2012) [-] The new generations wants to move out earlier now, I was 15 when I moved, dont regret it, well I just wanted to give you a heads up :P sorry for the random **** :)
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monsterking (07/18/2012) [-] when i was 12 i had a problem with this little 9 year old taking my bike. he always thought he owned everything. i had told the parents and they told me to shut up and slammed the door on my face. so one day i told him if he kept taking me bike. he would get hurt. so i removed the brake cables and loosened the handlebars. he goes down the hill and tries to turn as the handlebars loose grip on the front wheel. the wheel spins and he flips forward on the bike. the bike flying over him as he lands. family moved away a month later.
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notatroll (07/18/2012) [-]
>be 5th grade
>after recess i gotta piss
>go to bathroom
> filled to bursting with ghetto delinquents
>one of them (i **** you not is named larry) comes up to me and asks " have you ever played choke out before?"
>before i could answer he grabs my neck and lifts me up with the strength i assume only comes from being borderline retarded
>cant breath. start to black out
>drops me and him and his posse leave laughing with me gasping
> fast forward one month
>on playground doing whatever
>kickball rolls up to me and i pick it up
>larry follows close behind
>"hey fag, gimme the ball"
> ****************** .jpg
>attempt to kick ball over him, instead hits him in his ugly mug point blank
>the sheer impact of the ball was enough to send waves that reverberated through time and space and have the gods turn away
> ****** .jpg im gonna die
>he proceeds to look at me with a dirty look and turns and walks away and never bothers me again
>thanks to whichever deity guided my kick of power directly into that flesh golems face.
violence is sometimes the best or only answer
>after recess i gotta piss
>go to bathroom
> filled to bursting with ghetto delinquents
>one of them (i **** you not is named larry) comes up to me and asks " have you ever played choke out before?"
>before i could answer he grabs my neck and lifts me up with the strength i assume only comes from being borderline retarded
>cant breath. start to black out
>drops me and him and his posse leave laughing with me gasping
> fast forward one month
>on playground doing whatever
>kickball rolls up to me and i pick it up
>larry follows close behind
>"hey fag, gimme the ball"
> ****************** .jpg
>attempt to kick ball over him, instead hits him in his ugly mug point blank
>the sheer impact of the ball was enough to send waves that reverberated through time and space and have the gods turn away
> ****** .jpg im gonna die
>he proceeds to look at me with a dirty look and turns and walks away and never bothers me again
>thanks to whichever deity guided my kick of power directly into that flesh golems face.
violence is sometimes the best or only answer
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seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-] "ghetto delinquents"
Well atleast we know they're black.
Well atleast we know they're black.
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foelkera ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-] some douchenozzle stole my gamecube so I charged a pipe bomb with a capacitor and then wrapped it in copper wire and set it off in his house.
It cost them several thousand dollars to replace all the electronics in their house.
It cost them several thousand dollars to replace all the electronics in their house.
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antinonymous (07/18/2012) [-] nice, simple EMP grenade. You sir will make much money in future if you continue that way.
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foelkera ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-] I need to know how to make EMPs for when the robots achieve sentience. I'll use them to defend myself on the way to the nearest nuclear launch site, then set off a warhead over kansas. It would knock out all electronics in america but it would save us from the metal men.
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anon (07/18/2012) [-] >in second grade
>on the playground
> ******* kid runs up to me and punches me in the goddamn nose, I have a nosebleed
>"sorry"
>......run away real quick, come back with teacher, tell her what happened.
> while he's being scorned, walk in between the teacher and him
>look him straight in the eyes
>put my behind his legs, and punch the ****** in his ******* mouth
>the ****** falls and hits his on the ground crying like a bitch.
> teacher turns to me, about to ride my ass
>Quickly look her in the eyes
>"sorry"
> shrug and walk off, she resume trying to scorn me
mfw walking off
>on the playground
> ******* kid runs up to me and punches me in the goddamn nose, I have a nosebleed
>"sorry"
>......run away real quick, come back with teacher, tell her what happened.
> while he's being scorned, walk in between the teacher and him
>look him straight in the eyes
>put my behind his legs, and punch the ****** in his ******* mouth
>the ****** falls and hits his on the ground crying like a bitch.
> teacher turns to me, about to ride my ass
>Quickly look her in the eyes
>"sorry"
> shrug and walk off, she resume trying to scorn me
mfw walking off
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tvfreakuk (07/18/2012) [-] > In class
> Guy behind me takes a mouse from a computer behind him
> Starts whipping me with mouse cord
> Decide to leave it, not hurting that much, and all that "Show them that you don't care and they'll get bored" ********
> Teacher completely oblivious to what is going on
> Still going for another five minutes
> Start to get annoyed, starting to sting
> Another 3 minutes, really starting to hurt
> Turn around, punch him in the arm, starts crying like a little bitch
> "What the **** ?! I was only joking! Why'd you do that!"
> Teacher sees, I get detention
> Explain what happened
> Doesn't believe me
> "If that was happening, why aren't you hurt or crying like he is when you hit him for no reason?"
> Guy behind me takes a mouse from a computer behind him
> Starts whipping me with mouse cord
> Decide to leave it, not hurting that much, and all that "Show them that you don't care and they'll get bored" ********
> Teacher completely oblivious to what is going on
> Still going for another five minutes
> Start to get annoyed, starting to sting
> Another 3 minutes, really starting to hurt
> Turn around, punch him in the arm, starts crying like a little bitch
> "What the **** ?! I was only joking! Why'd you do that!"
> Teacher sees, I get detention
> Explain what happened
> Doesn't believe me
> "If that was happening, why aren't you hurt or crying like he is when you hit him for no reason?"
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PedoBearFTW (07/18/2012) [-] I remember this one kid on my brother's pop-warner football team a few years ago, they were all like 10, he would constantly hit people with his helmet, smack them in the face constantly, throw water bottles at people. Finally, one day in the locker room, one kid took his face and SLAMMED it against the brick wall. The little **** started crying and saying "I was just kidding, guys!" mfw.
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PedoBearFTW (07/18/2012) [-] I feel like they'd ruin it. The second one was pretty ****** , so the third one probably wouldn't be too great either.
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PedoBearFTW (07/18/2012) [-] Eh. The first one if my favorite movie of all time. Maybe the second one didn't suck so much, it's just that it could never compare to the first one.
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doyoulikeapizza (07/18/2012) [-] **doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #263 at full retard **
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kazorkthedork (07/18/2012) [-] >Went to grade school with a guy named Chris.
>Used to be a first class douche, he would do a similar thing to me.
>Punches me.
>"Sorry"
>Punches me again.
>"Sorry"
> **** just goes down like that, immediately saying sorry after each punch.
>I lose my **** , I begin hitting him back with the fury of an uber-charged Dragonborn.
>I stop, just for a second to look at his face.
>He is smirking at me through his bruised face.
>He turns around and calls a teacher.
>I get in trouble for hitting him after he said he was sorry.
needless to say, I settled the score later.
<pic horendopusly unrelated.
>Used to be a first class douche, he would do a similar thing to me.
>Punches me.
>"Sorry"
>Punches me again.
>"Sorry"
> **** just goes down like that, immediately saying sorry after each punch.
>I lose my **** , I begin hitting him back with the fury of an uber-charged Dragonborn.
>I stop, just for a second to look at his face.
>He is smirking at me through his bruised face.
>He turns around and calls a teacher.
>I get in trouble for hitting him after he said he was sorry.
needless to say, I settled the score later.
<pic horendopusly unrelated.
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kazorkthedork (07/18/2012) [-] yes, and certain members of his little circle off friends. (which, by the way, were also responsible for similar actions.)
from that little ordeal, I earned the nic name "spaz" and that stuck with me for the rest of grade school.
from that little ordeal, I earned the nic name "spaz" and that stuck with me for the rest of grade school.
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kazorkthedork (07/18/2012) [-] 'tis ok. cool story, i get along with him better now because he got a lot less douchey after he found the wonderful healing powers of pot.
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challengefailed (07/18/2012) [-] >Fourth grade
>5th grader has rep of bullying assails me
>He starts talking smack to me, I don't really care
>He starts talking smack about my sister, I get angry and defensive, about to cry from anger
> He goes to punch me
>I pull a grab his fist, and with all my strength, push him to the ground
> He tells the teachers, I get a detention for bruising him.
>Even in High School, he never talked to me again.
>5th grader has rep of bullying assails me
>He starts talking smack to me, I don't really care
>He starts talking smack about my sister, I get angry and defensive, about to cry from anger
> He goes to punch me
>I pull a grab his fist, and with all my strength, push him to the ground
> He tells the teachers, I get a detention for bruising him.
>Even in High School, he never talked to me again.
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anon (07/18/2012) [-]
>in 7th grade
>6th period, gym class.
>arab kid and redneck kid come up to me (i'm arab, but small) and the arab kid was my friend
>the arab kid was small too but worked out a lot so he had muscle.
>arab kid grabs my arms from behind, letting the redneck punch me in the stomache.
>gym teacher doesnt see **** , because hes ******* flirting with the goddamn assistant principal.
>they begin punching me so hard that i spit out a little blood
>I move back really hard a few times, slamming the arab kid into the water fountain 4-5 times.
>arab kid falls off me, choking out for a cry.
>i then swing with the might of a super saiyan, smacking the redneck right in his ******* fatass jaw.
>he falls on the floor mumbling only these words "ohnaaaaaaaww"
>i turn around and kick the **** out of the arab.
>gym teacher runs over.
>my arab ex-friend who just beat the **** out of me yells "HE GANGED ON US"
>I get suspended for a goddamn week.
>6th period, gym class.
>arab kid and redneck kid come up to me (i'm arab, but small) and the arab kid was my friend
>the arab kid was small too but worked out a lot so he had muscle.
>arab kid grabs my arms from behind, letting the redneck punch me in the stomache.
>gym teacher doesnt see **** , because hes ******* flirting with the goddamn assistant principal.
>they begin punching me so hard that i spit out a little blood
>I move back really hard a few times, slamming the arab kid into the water fountain 4-5 times.
>arab kid falls off me, choking out for a cry.
>i then swing with the might of a super saiyan, smacking the redneck right in his ******* fatass jaw.
>he falls on the floor mumbling only these words "ohnaaaaaaaww"
>i turn around and kick the **** out of the arab.
>gym teacher runs over.
>my arab ex-friend who just beat the **** out of me yells "HE GANGED ON US"
>I get suspended for a goddamn week.
