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thatguyyoumightno (07/18/2012) [-] 
>be in grade 5
>playing tag with friends
>I'm it
>friend named miles near me
>I chase after him
>tag him
>" I don't want to play anymore"
>he leaves
>short awkward silience, then we start playing again
>5 minutes later he comes back and starts to play again
>keeps doing this every time we tag him
>eventually we stop tagging him, so he just runs around the playground like a retard
>mfw
>playing tag with friends
>I'm it
>friend named miles near me
>I chase after him
>tag him
>" I don't want to play anymore"
>he leaves
>short awkward silience, then we start playing again
>5 minutes later he comes back and starts to play again
>keeps doing this every time we tag him
>eventually we stop tagging him, so he just runs around the playground like a retard
>mfw
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ruckallthefules ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-] I dunno how you guys play it, but here, the person who joined last automatically becomes "it". It's made to prevent people from cheating like your friend Miles.
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karhunperse (07/18/2012) [-] >In elementary school
>Play tag
>Catch someone
>He mad and punches me to face and my nose starts to bleed
>Tell teacher
>Kid who punched me said it was an accident
>Teacher believes him
>He gets no punishment
>MFW
>Play tag
>Catch someone
>He mad and punches me to face and my nose starts to bleed
>Tell teacher
>Kid who punched me said it was an accident
>Teacher believes him
>He gets no punishment
>MFW
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verby (07/18/2012) [-]
>elementary school
>hanging with friends
>some kid thinks I'm playing tag, tags me
>try to explain that I'm not playing
>he won't get out of my face
>too much pressure upsets my seizure disorder
>mild seizure ensues
>I guess I punched him in the face
And he never even accepted my apology :(
>hanging with friends
>some kid thinks I'm playing tag, tags me
>try to explain that I'm not playing
>he won't get out of my face
>too much pressure upsets my seizure disorder
>mild seizure ensues
>I guess I punched him in the face
And he never even accepted my apology :(
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meetmorgan (07/18/2012) [-] >elementary school
>playing tag with some friends
>tags some kid
>he acts like he wasn't playing
>i get in his face and call him a liar and ****
>he starts looking sick
>he starts freaking out
>he punches me in the face
>never accepts apology
>playing tag with some friends
>tags some kid
>he acts like he wasn't playing
>i get in his face and call him a liar and ****
>he starts looking sick
>he starts freaking out
>he punches me in the face
>never accepts apology
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anon (07/18/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7123727 at FJ Pony Thread ** Lol, Postal. Great film btw
#77
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anon (07/18/2012) [-] >be 10
>Loner kid who only watched others play tag
>sitting under a slide like a ******* troll at the playground
>see asshole kid (who stole my hershey kiss earlier) being chased
>stick my foot out as she passes
>she face plants in the gravel crying and gets tagged
>MFW
>Loner kid who only watched others play tag
>sitting under a slide like a ******* troll at the playground
>see asshole kid (who stole my hershey kiss earlier) being chased
>stick my foot out as she passes
>she face plants in the gravel crying and gets tagged
>MFW
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goofyholler (07/18/2012) [-] WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE DAD FROM MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE IS THE GUY FROM BREAKING BAD
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DekuNut (07/18/2012) [-] as a kid, all the kids on the playground at recces, set up teams, for tag.
it was a daily thing for us, our designated safe spot was the play ground swings (had to stand on them for 10 seconds ONLY or you're 'IT'. And this shadow under an old oak tree by a pond.
ok, so.. we were all running around, and there was this fat as **** girl, her name is Patty (I **** you not). Patty was the biggest ******* ass on the playground. and always wants to win. and cries if she didn't (sound slike a little sister thing right?)
I always followed the rules. she didnt. excuses for no reason. every ******* TIME.
I tag her she would do a tard scream and shout out "NUH UH! I WAS TOUCHING THE TREE!" she was touching it, but she wasn't IN the shade FULLY. then everyone complained that shes being a baby. another one that pisses me off was when i get tagged by her I was on the swings, about to jump to safety then she stands there.
"um...NO GUARDING!" id remind her. NOPE stands there. i had to count normally to ten before my time was up she sped it up like "12345678910!" and then charged at me.
**** you Patty. I spat in your milk at milk and cookie time you fat bitch.
it was a daily thing for us, our designated safe spot was the play ground swings (had to stand on them for 10 seconds ONLY or you're 'IT'. And this shadow under an old oak tree by a pond.
ok, so.. we were all running around, and there was this fat as **** girl, her name is Patty (I **** you not). Patty was the biggest ******* ass on the playground. and always wants to win. and cries if she didn't (sound slike a little sister thing right?)
I always followed the rules. she didnt. excuses for no reason. every ******* TIME.
I tag her she would do a tard scream and shout out "NUH UH! I WAS TOUCHING THE TREE!" she was touching it, but she wasn't IN the shade FULLY. then everyone complained that shes being a baby. another one that pisses me off was when i get tagged by her I was on the swings, about to jump to safety then she stands there.
"um...NO GUARDING!" id remind her. NOPE stands there. i had to count normally to ten before my time was up she sped it up like "12345678910!" and then charged at me.
**** you Patty. I spat in your milk at milk and cookie time you fat bitch.
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derponyourowntime (07/18/2012) [-]
Isn't anyone else upset the kids of our generation don't play tag at all? They will never encounter a Patty.
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drulludanni (07/18/2012) [-] just make sure none chases her then she will quickly realize she is running around like a retard thinking shes playing with you
#131
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broehlex (07/18/2012) [-] i saw this on newest uploads just yesterday and it had -1 thumbs. i hope that downvoter feels real ****** right now
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pavichokche (07/18/2012) [-] I'm sure he doesn't care. But props for workaholics reaaction gif !
#90
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baconducky (07/18/2012) [-] >playing tag
>fat and bad asthma
>about to get tagged
>having small asthma attack
>tell friend
>now im a 'wanker'
>mfw
>fat and bad asthma
>about to get tagged
>having small asthma attack
>tell friend
>now im a 'wanker'
>mfw
#62
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Dun (07/18/2012) [-] > Be about 10
> Playing tag, but with different tagging system
> You have to use a duct tape on the person you're tagging
> Peter chases Nicholas, who's the biggest guy in our class
> I see Nicholas stumbling
> Disgonbegud.jpg
> Peter literally uses half the duct tape roll on Nicholas
> Nicholas is now mummified
> Hear screams that could make Cthulhu himself flee in fear
> Yell at Peter
> RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
> We run for the toilet so that we can lock the door
> See Nicholas, 2 years older than us, charging at us
> He's a ******* raging insane rhino
> He slams the door with a power only known by gods
> Door is jammed
> **** you Nicholas
> MFW it took us nearly two sodding hours to get out of there.
> Playing tag, but with different tagging system
> You have to use a duct tape on the person you're tagging
> Peter chases Nicholas, who's the biggest guy in our class
> I see Nicholas stumbling
> Disgonbegud.jpg
> Peter literally uses half the duct tape roll on Nicholas
> Nicholas is now mummified
> Hear screams that could make Cthulhu himself flee in fear
> Yell at Peter
> RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
> We run for the toilet so that we can lock the door
> See Nicholas, 2 years older than us, charging at us
> He's a ******* raging insane rhino
> He slams the door with a power only known by gods
> Door is jammed
> **** you Nicholas
> MFW it took us nearly two sodding hours to get out of there.
#57
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diddlydark (07/18/2012) [-] >Play tag
>fat kid running with us
>About to catch up to him (for a fat kid he was fast)
>He yells "TIME OUT I CANT BREATHE"
>"Too damn bad"
>Walk up and tap him on the soldier and skip away
>mfw
>fat kid running with us
>About to catch up to him (for a fat kid he was fast)
>He yells "TIME OUT I CANT BREATHE"
>"Too damn bad"
>Walk up and tap him on the soldier and skip away
>mfw
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diddlydark (07/18/2012) [-]
Holy hell, too much TF2, I said Soldier instead of shoulder, now no grammar nazis can fix it for me <3
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mkaymkay (07/18/2012) [-]
OH GOD I WANT TO PUNCH THAT KID IN THE FACE. HIS FACE IS YELLING AT ME TAUNTING ME TO JUST MAKE HIM BLEED. WHY MUST THIS MEME HAVE THE MOST PERFECT FACE FOR IT?
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doncochones (07/18/2012) [-] Yeah, me too...what a fat little **** cunt faggot... GAAAH !!!
#89
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flomosho (07/18/2012) [-] >Grab chloroform
>Play tag
>Be IT
>Tags someone
>They act like a bitch and say "NU UH YOU DIDN'T TAG ME!"
>Tag them again but with chloroform
Bitch I tagged you this time
>Play tag
>Be IT
>Tags someone
>They act like a bitch and say "NU UH YOU DIDN'T TAG ME!"
>Tag them again but with chloroform
Bitch I tagged you this time
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chubbylittlemonkey (07/18/2012) [-]
"I'm going to slidetackle him for no reason." The best way to play.
#19
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iamnottaco (07/18/2012) [-] >Be 8
There is always one asshole in your younger life. Useually fat,stupid, a cheater, and always complaining
This one kid is named Jake and he was an ass. Every single time you tagged him he would yell "I am on tea" or "I am in the safe zone!" Jake was also a douche in school. We had no nut allergies in the school (which was uncommon) and I had Peanutbutter and Chocolate chip cookies. He had raisins. He would always take mine and eat them. Anyways I was on the slide and tagged him and I ran to safety (the "firemens pole") and he got me. I told him that I was in the safe zone and he yelled "NO! I GOT YOU FAG!" No. You didn't get me that time Jake. This may sound a little harsh but he also broke my finger, Have fun with your broken ankle Jake. asshole
There is always one asshole in your younger life. Useually fat,stupid, a cheater, and always complaining
This one kid is named Jake and he was an ass. Every single time you tagged him he would yell "I am on tea" or "I am in the safe zone!" Jake was also a douche in school. We had no nut allergies in the school (which was uncommon) and I had Peanutbutter and Chocolate chip cookies. He had raisins. He would always take mine and eat them. Anyways I was on the slide and tagged him and I ran to safety (the "firemens pole") and he got me. I told him that I was in the safe zone and he yelled "NO! I GOT YOU FAG!" No. You didn't get me that time Jake. This may sound a little harsh but he also broke my finger, Have fun with your broken ankle Jake. asshole
