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Ytour Melee Weapon: 4. Ytour Gadget
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Submitted: 07/17/2012
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#112 - gggeee (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The rope
You never know when you're gonna need rope
User avatar #185 - legacywolf (07/17/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Vehicle: d. boat, because zombies can't swim and should drown in large bodies of water.

Primary weapon: a. Sniper rifle. Has a scope for long distances, since I'll mostly be in the middle of a large body of water.

Secondary: c. silenced pistol, so I don't give myself away when shooting it.

Melee weapon: b. katana. I'm quite skilled with it. I actually have one.

Gadget: a. binoculars, so I can look around for safe places/escape routes.
#51 - zightgeist (07/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
C. gives you stand off distance and can still be used in close. The 5.56 x 45 mm is a very common round so ammo is easy to get.

D. reusable bolts and if need you can make your own. fairly quiet but i could use a second optic.

D. This is a very resourceful weapon. its your axe, melee, fire starter, you can sharpen it with a rock, very durable and has stood the test of time.

C. always could use some rope.

A. this one was extremely hard, the boat was tempting, but logically coastal areas are heavily populated, tourist areas. more previous people, more zombies. if used properly the hummer can be your vehicle, house, distraction, barricade, and if needed can seat more then one.
User avatar #239 - aximil (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1. D: Who the hell doesn't want a shotgun in a Zombie apocalypse?
2. D: Silent and re-usable ammo, will probably use it more than my primary weapon.
3. E: **** those options, I'm getting a crowbar. Good for prying things open and bashing heads.
4. A: Can inspect cities from a distance to see if it's clear.
5. E: Again, **** that **** . All of it is too noisy and will run out of gas. Using a regular bike instead.
User avatar #243 to #239 - ultimatebadass (07/17/2012) [-]
you're going to inspect an entire city from a distance with a pair of ****** binoculars? good luck
#207 - asderition (07/17/2012) [-]
C (ammo conservative, semi automatic for increased accuracy, good for multiple ranges)
D (reusable ammo, silent, primary weapon)
A (blunt weapon makes for best melee due to knockback)
D (most useful item, just before flashlight)
C (because **** you.) (no but can be a safe house as well as a vehicle, also runs on diesel, Ill be the only ****** using diesel)
User avatar #120 - DerpScout (07/17/2012) [-]
All of those weapons are god awful.
User avatar #114 - roninneko (07/17/2012) [-]
1: A. Semi-auto, long effective range, still effective as a battle rifle at mid-close range. Ammo common as **** .

2: C. Quiet, compact, common ammo.

3: D. Multiple survival applications, requires no skill to use, cheap and accessible.

4: C. Can be used for rappelling, setting traps, as a tourniquet in case of amputations, can also be burned as an emergency light source.

5: D. Distance that can be traveled is unlimited, because can be operated with manpower when the motor dies. Also, zombies can't reach you in a boat.
#408 - areservedlime (07/18/2012) [-]
All I need is this
All I need is this
User avatar #309 - anonythegame (07/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
most of the people in the comment section are retards
c.it is a well rounded weapon
c.good for silenced kills,if my melee weapon is broken,lost,ect.
d.the machete is a useful too
d.it's a ************* multi tool
b. the tank and the hummer ******* eat gasoline faster than op sucks cock,and the boat wouldn't be useful for anything i would be doing.

User avatar #544 - maltionthefurry (07/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
1)Sniper so I can shoot from roof tops
2)Crossbow or Silenced pistol so I can kill zombies easily without causing to much noise
3)Machete because it would be much more durable then a Bat or a Katana and much quieter then a Chainsaw
4) Swiss Army Knife so I can picklock into any gunsafes or gunstores/markets
5)Boat so I can kill zombies without them being able to get to me.
User avatar #479 - asleepyplatypus (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
c,c,d,d
User avatar #480 to #479 - asleepyplatypus (07/18/2012) [-]
pull a huck fin and float down the mississippi
+1
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#325 - OriginalAnon (07/18/2012) [-]
If I've learned ANYTHING from DayZ, then I want the rifle, the machinepistol, the machete, an the multi-tool.

I can't find **** for vehicle parts, so those just don't exist.
User avatar #322 - commanderbunbun (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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that's how i got through high school.
#203 - snoboardkid (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
d c b c c(who the **** wouldn't pick a tank?)
User avatar #206 to #203 - OperationValkyrie (07/17/2012) [-]
Have fun in your gasless, tightly spaced armored fortress.
User avatar #194 - roastedcatboners (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bdcdc
#192 - jakkp (07/17/2012) [-]
Couldnt you just sit in the tank?
User avatar #163 - vortexrain (07/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't know much about guns, so I'd take the one with a high rate of fire, while retaining a small amount of recoil and loading time.
The same applies to the secondary weapon.
As for melee, I wouldn't take the chainsaw because I'd like to save as much gas as I could for my vehicle. I would pick the katanas because I have no idea as to how to wield them, plus you'd have to sharpen them regularly. I would have to pick the bat because, like the katana, you'd have to sharpen the machete regularly. Plus, it's not hard to find another bat if you lose yours in a fight.
My gadget would have to be the rope, you can do a lot with rope, i.e. tie things together, secure things that could be falling apart, and you could use it to trap animals for food. Another use is to hang yourself if you have no other option.
I wouldn't pick the boat because I don't plan on going out on the water unless I absolutely have to, and if I do I guess I'd find one, but I would use it as my primary source of transportation. The dirt bike offers fast travel for a single person, but it doesn't offer much in terms of protection. Tanks offer plenty of protection, but they are slow, and in a zombie apocalypse, if you move slow, you die. I'd take the SUV. If you get a good one, you could go off road. I said a good one because some are **** off road. Weld bars over the windows and keep the doors locked and you should stay safe.
TLDR: I'm not sure which primary and secondary weapon I would use. The bat would be my melee, the rope my gadget, and the SUV with bars welded over the windows.
I spent way to much time on this.
User avatar #170 to #163 - randomnab (07/17/2012) [-]
Has 3 weapons and a vehicle full of sharp objects.
Hangs himself.
#103 - jarelk (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
These options kind of suck.

My primary weapon would be a semi automatic rifle. Preferably the M14 or whatever it was called.

Secondary Weapon COULD be the crossbow, but a regular bow is handier since it has a much faster reload time.

My melee weapon would be a crowbar. Much more useful for different situations and easier to poke a zombie in the eyesocket with.

My gadget? Eh, I guess rope is fine. Or option D.

My vehicle would be a regular BIKE. These options suck, all are incredibly loud, unmaneauverable gas guzzlers that will alert every zombie in a 20 kilometre radius of your presence.
#113 to #103 - Durn (07/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 - moredrewforu (07/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
A.A.A.D.A.
1. Can't get bit if they don't get close! Sniper Rifle ftw
2. If they do get close I need stoping power now! Desert Eagle ftw
3. Blunt baseball bat yes please, no gas needed, no sharpening or getting stuck in zombie skulls.
4. Swiss army knife has everything you'll need out of combat.
5. Hummer is unstoppable! Moble base of operations. Bullet proof those windows + cage reinforcements! Nice flat roof for setting up sniper shop :)
User avatar #18 to #5 - mvtjets ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
1. An assault rifle would be best, because it has good range and the range that a sniper has is not required
2. A silenced pistol is the only way to take out ranged zombies silently besides the crossbow
3. A machete has more uses, is better for other uses, and is slightly more durable
4. Correct
5. Correct
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