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Ytour Melee Weapon: 4. Ytour Gadget
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Submitted: 07/17/2012
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#112 - gggeee (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The rope
You never know when you're gonna need rope
User avatar #185 - legacywolf (07/17/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Vehicle: d. boat, because zombies can't swim and should drown in large bodies of water.

Primary weapon: a. Sniper rifle. Has a scope for long distances, since I'll mostly be in the middle of a large body of water.

Secondary: c. silenced pistol, so I don't give myself away when shooting it.

Melee weapon: b. katana. I'm quite skilled with it. I actually have one.

Gadget: a. binoculars, so I can look around for safe places/escape routes.
#51 - zightgeist (07/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
C. gives you stand off distance and can still be used in close. The 5.56 x 45 mm is a very common round so ammo is easy to get.

D. reusable bolts and if need you can make your own. fairly quiet but i could use a second optic.

D. This is a very resourceful weapon. its your axe, melee, fire starter, you can sharpen it with a rock, very durable and has stood the test of time.

C. always could use some rope.

A. this one was extremely hard, the boat was tempting, but logically coastal areas are heavily populated, tourist areas. more previous people, more zombies. if used properly the hummer can be your vehicle, house, distraction, barricade, and if needed can seat more then one.
User avatar #239 - aximil (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1. D: Who the hell doesn't want a shotgun in a Zombie apocalypse?
2. D: Silent and re-usable ammo, will probably use it more than my primary weapon.
3. E: **** those options, I'm getting a crowbar. Good for prying things open and bashing heads.
4. A: Can inspect cities from a distance to see if it's clear.
5. E: Again, **** that **** . All of it is too noisy and will run out of gas. Using a regular bike instead.
User avatar #243 to #239 - ultimatebadass (07/17/2012) [-]
you're going to inspect an entire city from a distance with a pair of ****** binoculars? good luck
#207 - asderition (07/17/2012) [-]
C (ammo conservative, semi automatic for increased accuracy, good for multiple ranges)
D (reusable ammo, silent, primary weapon)
A (blunt weapon makes for best melee due to knockback)
D (most useful item, just before flashlight)
C (because **** you.) (no but can be a safe house as well as a vehicle, also runs on diesel, Ill be the only ****** using diesel)
User avatar #120 - DerpScout (07/17/2012) [-]
All of those weapons are god awful.
User avatar #114 - roninneko (07/17/2012) [-]
1: A. Semi-auto, long effective range, still effective as a battle rifle at mid-close range. Ammo common as **** .

2: C. Quiet, compact, common ammo.

3: D. Multiple survival applications, requires no skill to use, cheap and accessible.

4: C. Can be used for rappelling, setting traps, as a tourniquet in case of amputations, can also be burned as an emergency light source.

5: D. Distance that can be traveled is unlimited, because can be operated with manpower when the motor dies. Also, zombies can't reach you in a boat.
#408 - areservedlime (07/18/2012) [-]
All I need is this
All I need is this
User avatar #309 - anonythegame (07/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
most of the people in the comment section are retards
c.it is a well rounded weapon
c.good for silenced kills,if my melee weapon is broken,lost,ect.
d.the machete is a useful too
d.it's a ************* multi tool
b. the tank and the hummer ******* eat gasoline faster than op sucks cock,and the boat wouldn't be useful for anything i would be doing.

#572 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
M4A1. Good at medium or short range, plus ammo is common.
Crossbow. Silent killer that won't attract other zombies if I'm trying to get into a store. Plus I can reuse the bolts.
Machete. I would say the katana, but I can make/do so much more with a machete. It's basically an extra large knife.
Swiss.
Motorcycle. (Probably) good gas mileage, is quick, and I could go off-road.
I ain't planning to be a zombie hunter, but to survive off the land. Admit it, all of you (including me) will be scared ********* if it ever did happen.

<---------- Pic related, imagine 100 of these ******* outside your house, trying to get in and eat your face off.
User avatar #544 - maltionthefurry (07/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
1)Sniper so I can shoot from roof tops
2)Crossbow or Silenced pistol so I can kill zombies easily without causing to much noise
3)Machete because it would be much more durable then a Bat or a Katana and much quieter then a Chainsaw
4) Swiss Army Knife so I can picklock into any gunsafes or gunstores/markets
5)Boat so I can kill zombies without them being able to get to me.
User avatar #479 - asleepyplatypus (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
c,c,d,d
User avatar #480 to #479 - asleepyplatypus (07/18/2012) [-]
pull a huck fin and float down the mississippi
+1
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User avatar #376 - celestiasbeard (07/18/2012) [-]
a: long range is a necessity
d: crossbow has retrievable ammo
d: machete doesn't run on fuel, less air resistance, don't need to constantly unsheathe
d: seriously, those come in handy so much
c: if available yes because you might be able to live in one for some time, if not available than d
User avatar #329 - lucidria (07/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
C, A, B, D, A.
Come on, use logic.
User avatar #322 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
c
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that's how i got through high school.
User avatar #194 - roastedcatboners (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bdcdc
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#192 - jakkp (07/17/2012) [-]
Couldnt you just sit in the tank?
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