So Manly

<- OP for the rest of the days

FUCKING SAVED! You, sir, made my day. lawl

lol are you using my saxton hale template as an avatar?

I don't think it was yours, specifically. Hell, I didn't even know who he was when I picked up the avatar. I can't recall where I acquired this particular image.

I'm sorry. Fuck you. Go to hell. Fuck you into a thousand fucking pieces you limp fucking bastard. May 300 lemon coated meth needles pierce your fucking skin.

Oh, I did forget to mention. Have a good day, sir. I have enjoyed our little bout most thoroughly. Perhaps we can resume some other time?

I do have to apologize though, It's not you, it's me.. I have an acute problem with pictures like that.
No clue what the PC term for the phobia is though.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I hope you can find it within you to forgive me for wishing such heinous fates upon you, though only in the spirit of jest. This is a most regrettable misunderstanding. I accept your apology. No hard feelings, friend?

May your penis be entrapped in a length of PVC lined with rusty fishhooks and jagged shards of metal. Finally, may you be dragged bodily over a slip-n-slide of glass shards, salt, and rubbing alcohol via powered winch attached to the previously mentioned apparatus.

Goodness gracious. Whatever did I do to warrant that sort of response? Never mind, fuck that, and fuck you. You, sir, are an ass. May extract of poison ivy find its way into your briefs. May coarse sand saturated with refined capsaicin be ever-present in the darkest crevasses of your person.

I think I'll just save this template and see if I ever will have use of it.

no you certainly are not.

is that bill the butcher?

Guys who do that are usually self conscience, I know a few people like that, which sucks for me because my hands are pretty dainty for a man.

"man in a can"

um why do you have this in your reaction folder

just curious

A book? Really?

artofmanliness.com/thebook/
really

Awesome!

how to give a manly reach around is the next lesson

XD

Well that's because walruses give the best handshakes.