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i watch too many films.

dat flamethrower.

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#1 - huntronicles (07/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
So you heard a noise downstairs and thought it was a robber. So the quickest weapon you could think of was a molotov cocktail, and a flamethrower....In your house   
Your house that can catch on fire.
So you heard a noise downstairs and thought it was a robber. So the quickest weapon you could think of was a molotov cocktail, and a flamethrower....In your house
Your house that can catch on fire.
#66 - mytrakytra (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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"Lets throw a Molotov cocktail in the house"

Op
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#3 - torexofthenight (07/17/2012) [+] (31 replies)
Uh oh, I just heard a noise down stairs! God damn it, I don't have a flamethrower or a molotov! What in Gods name will I use to defend myself!!!!!
#71 - vatra ONLINE (07/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hey OP, you thought you scared me off did you? That's cute, by the way, where is that knife of yours right now?
User avatar #126 - memeinmycoffee (07/17/2012) [-]
>Allegedly heard noise
>Gets weapons that would be ineffective against anyone armed past a butter knife
>Searches house
>Nothing
>Assumes to have scared off burglars

Nothing wrong with that thought process?
User avatar #52 - TheAngryMuffin (07/17/2012) [-]
You had no evidence that it was robbers, except a lil noise? Soo u stayed in ur room making alll these little toys, shit they wouldve already taken all of the stuff by the time you finally decided to man up and do something.... You watch too many movies. Im sure theyd find ur little toys funny though
#68 - emotep (07/17/2012) [-]
All the smart people using the superior wits to explain how a deodorant is not a good weapon and that OP didn't actually scare away armed robbers...
User avatar #61 - neutrality (07/17/2012) [-]
Light your house on fire to save your stuff. GENIUS
User avatar #37 - MrDrProfessor (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
im sorry but you are literally the worlds biggest pussy i have ever heard of. you here a noise so you try and be badass and create all these little gay "weapons" that would never even work. have fun burning your house down or killing your mom by mistake when she comes back from work to get something
#135 - N. Korean citizen (07/17/2012) [-]
Molotiv inside house
Molotiv inside house
#59 - narunarunaru (07/17/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Quick escape you say?
Quick escape you say?
#53 - omniscentbotonist (07/17/2012) [-]
Vodka is not flammable, trust me, I've tried
#100 - malifauxdeux (07/17/2012) [-]
tl;dr OP is a pussy and goes ape shit if the house creeks.
#90 - N. Korean citizen (07/17/2012) [-]
are you 12?
#67 - betterguygreg (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Guys, it's okay, let him feel like a badass, because he did NONE of the things he just said.
User avatar #65 - alphasaur (07/17/2012) [-]
You heard something, but didn't see anything.
then you made weapons, went downstairs and didn't see anyone.
how does that in any way mean you scared off robers?
User avatar #54 - anustraveller (07/17/2012) [-]
Or it was just slenderman. Go to sleep now, he will make sure that you won't wake up the neighbours with your screams...
#89 - Onemanretardpack (07/17/2012) [-]
This is why I love being 18 now. I don't have to burn my house down, I'll just grab my shotgun
User avatar #41 - Superbadassrick (07/17/2012) [-]
You sellotaped a regular lighter which you would need to hold down the clipper for it to work aswell as holding down the deodorant button, seem's kinda of pointless sellotaping them together, you'll probably end up burning yourself more keeping the lighter flame ignited. If you use a Zippo on the other hand...you won't need to hold down the clipper...
User avatar #27 - iknowimawesome (07/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
It's 5 in the morning.. why am I up? because there are people in my house waiting for me to fall asleep so they can kill me. oh god im scared.
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