How to look crazy in public!

>go to party
>replace vodka in the bottle with water
>fill all the way up
>walk into main party area
>"HEY EVERYONE, WATCH ME DOWN THIS BOTTLE OF VODKA!"
>chug whole bottle of water
>watch everyone's amazed and fearful face
>be crowned king of the alcoholics
>???
>profit

i found the best way to look crazy in public is to go around stabing people with a knife

your own poop in a peanut butter jar.........wait............

bath salts out of any container

or Meth in a meth bottle

*fixed

pudding in mayo bottle? disgusting!

tic tacs in a bottle of Viagra

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Take this.

>Fill Windex bottle with gatorade
>Go to walmart
>Put on shelf with other windex bottles
>Ask employee for help/questions
>Bring them over, ask question about it, and take top off and start tasting it.

Fixed this one to be more suitable for OP.

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Russians drink vodka in water bottles in pubblic

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says"harder."V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

HOW TO LOOK CRAZY IN PUBLIC:

1. GO IN PUBLIC

>Eat nutella from diaper.
>?????
>PROFIT

Take a fresh diaper.
Get some chocolate pudding.
Put the chocolate pudding in the diaper.
Close the diaper.
Carefully set it on top of the trash in a park or some place.
Go up to the trash when there are enough people able to see you.
Take the diaper out of the trash and eat the chocolate pudding.
Watch shit hit the fan.

Why not vodka in a vodka bottle?

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