Will Shakespeare. . about an hour ago . ' My hands rubbed her foot gently, my fingers tenderly alternating pressure on her arches; she let out a soft moan. My g
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Will Shakespeare

about an hour ago . '
My hands rubbed her foot gently, my fingers tenderly alternating pressure on her arches;
she let out a soft moan. My gaze slowly moved up her supple legs and glanced over her
breasts: f' anally, our eyes locked. Her lips parted in whicked grin and she said: That feels
great, who needs a boyfriend when Ne got a best friend like you!"' - An excerpt from my
upcoming novel, 50 Shades of Friend Elaine
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#6 - godisdog (07/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Mfw girls read this **** in class, but a **** storm to end all days would start if I watched some porn on my laptop.
#14 - Metallicock (07/17/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Maybe she meant friends with benefits?
#31 - pavichokche (07/17/2012) [-]
An autobiography
User avatar #40 - ZeGerman ONLINE (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Fun fact: The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction.
User avatar #23 - theaveragejoe (07/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
whats weird is women always bitch about not wanting to be treated like a peice o meat but they will read the hell out of a book that has the girl treated like meat.
#77 - PebbleBinder (07/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
... I dont need that book, its the story of my life
#82 - joshoopsed (07/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #49 - kanatana (07/17/2012) [-]
A moment of silence, please...
#61 - ianosity (07/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW friendzoned.
MFW friendzoned.
#3 - toomuchmonster (07/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #55 - GetOnMyHorse (07/17/2012) [-]
>go over to friend's house
>copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey" on kitchen counter
>ask about it
>"It's my mom's."
>he asks why that's funny
>i tell him what it's about
>flip through, find sex scenes and show him
>can't talk to his mom now
User avatar #48 - whyisthishappening (07/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)
50 shades of grey is a steaming pile of **** . Its a poor excuse for a book, the characters have no personality, and thats not how a sub/dom relationship works. Its about a stalker with mommy issues taking advantage of and abusing a virgin, who is just as ****** up.
Tl;dr, at one point he pulls out her bloody tampon and then proceeds to have sex with her.
Yeah. Real literature right there, folks.
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User avatar #45 - hanalyt (07/17/2012) [-]
I work in a book store and the amount of copies that we have sold since that book became popular is staggering. Friday I leave work with over 200 copies on the shelf. Come back on Monday after not working the weekend, and ALL 200 COPIES WERE SOLD!!
Men watch porn, women read it........
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