He was Number 1.

Q meg Talk to strangers'.
You' re cunning with a random stranger on Omeglol
to discuss:
should abortion be legal?
Stranger: stranger
You: yes?
Stranger: here is the pecking order
Stranger: me
Stranger: you
Stranger: spy
Stranger: got it?
You: Got it, sir.
Stranger: awsome
Stranger: should abortion be legal
Stranger: yes it should
You: I agree.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: !
Stranger: your a good #2
You: Thank you sir.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: why should abortion be legal?
Stranger: of over population
You: Exactly.
Stranger: we need to kill as many people as possible
You: Hell to the yes, sir.
Stranger: we should encourage gay marriage
Stranger: so no more babies
You: Very true.
Stranger: #1
Stranger: spy is #3
Stranger: wohoo
Stranger: what else
Stranger: ?
You: Fuck this.. Mutiny! "shots" #1
You: STAY DEAD YOU BASTARD!! "shots #1 again"
Stranger: do you want to be #1 ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you cannot
Stranger: kill #1
Stranger: itl in invincible
Stranger: i are itl. 5
You: "shots right in the penis"
Stranger: ding
Stranger: it bounced off
You: Fake penis ah?..
Stranger: no
Stranger: penis of steel
You: 'gasps'
Stranger: = o
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that is the name of my penis
Stranger: i call him iron man
You: I call mine Batman.. right testie is Robin and left is
Alfred.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: who do i have?
Stranger: i have a bulter
Stranger: and the guy inside me
Stranger: hes so deep inside me
Stranger: they are my nuts
Stranger: i put my nuts in your face
You: You confuse me #1
Stranger: that is y
You: Fuck it.. you can be #1.
Stranger: hell yea!!!!!!
Stranger:
Stranger: now
Stranger: as #1
Stranger: i will rename your weiner for you
Stranger: i will call him little teller
You: NO YOU WILL NOT!!
Stranger: he is refered to as little fella
You: FUCK YOU HE' S BATMAN!!
Stranger:
Stranger: !!
You: YES
Stranger: ITTLE FELLER
Stranger I!!!
Stranger: SCREAMING AT U
Stranger: SCREAMING AT LITTLE FELLER
You: I KNOW
IT IS DEAFENING!!!
Stranger: LITTLE
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: IRON MAN
You: SPIDERPMAN!
Stranger: CAN BEAT BATMAN
Stranger: AND SPIDER MAN
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
You: NO ONE BEATS BATMAN!
You: Well.. apart from me of course!
Stranger: SPYS PENIS
Stranger: IS THE JOKER
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH
You: I forgot about Spy...
Stranger: YEA
You: how do you think he' s doing?..
Stranger: SURE HE IS STILL HERE
Stranger: I THINK HE DISLIKES HIS PENISES NAME
You: I dunno..
You: the Joker is pretty dang awesome!
Stranger: THE JOKER IS AJOKE
Stranger: LIKE SPYS WEINER
You: Hahaha.. small penises make me feel better
about myself!
Stranger: PEOPLE LAUGH AT IT
Stranger:
Stranger: I HAVE SMALL WEINER
Stranger: IRON MAN IS SMALL IN SIZE
Stranger: BUT HARD AS SHIT
You: MINE IS HUGE!!!! COS BATMAN IS
Stranger: IT CAN PENETRATE ANYTHING
You: HUGE BATMAN
Stranger: UR DICK ITS LIKE A BAT CAVE
Stranger: BATS APPEAR WHEN NOTHING IS
AROUND
You: That' s what girls are like once I' m done with ‘em.
You: BATMAN !!
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: YOUR BATMAN COCK GET NO ACTION
You: IT GET' S ALL THE ACTION!!!! HAVEN' T YOU
SEEN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TRAILER?!!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: U TURN GIRLS VAGINAS INTO YOUR BAT
CAVE?
You: YES
You: HUGE BATMN
Stranger: NO ONE ELSE WANTS IN AFTER U
Stranger: ITS ALL DARK
Stranger: AND LONESOME
You: Yup, except for Batman! That' s how I know my
girlfriend will never leave me!
Stranger: AWW NICE
You: "high lives"
Stranger: UR VAGINA IS A BAT CAVE
Stranger: AWESOME
You: It rocks!
You: People Beaming to be doctors crawl around inside
to get a good look at a woman' s inner workings!
Stranger: AND THEY FIND BATS
You: Yup, then become vampires!
Stranger: YOUR GETTING TOO FAR AWAY FROM
PENISES
Stranger: STAY FOCUSED
You: Sorry
You: So... penises
Stranger: THAT IS WHY IAM #1
You: "mutters something degrading under breath"
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: I WANT YOU TO STFU
You: I haven' t said anything sir. Are you feeling okay?
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.