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Submitted: 07/07/2006
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#39 - anonymous (04/03/2012) [-]
This is absolutely hysterical. I got a jolly good laugh out of it every stinkin time.
#38 - anonymous (06/24/2009) [-]
It's good to be a scorpio!
#37 - anonymous (06/12/2009) [-]
*sigh* well at least i managed to get rid of my gullability
#36 - anonymous (05/31/2009) [-]
Queer?! One more reason not to run your life by listening to these things. And I am NOT a queer!
#35 - anonymous (05/23/2009) [-]
im a cancer but no one hates me? i listin to peoples problem but im not a sucker my family makes lots of money so im not on welfare
#34 - anonymous (05/17/2009) [-]
im a leo and most of it is just like me
#33 - anonymous (05/13/2009) [-]
wtf? I'm a Libra but that's nothing like me.
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2009) [-]
Weird, I'm a Scorpio but the description is nothing like me. The description for Cancer is damn near exactly how I am though... Except I'm not on welfare. Captcha: pewee
#31 - anonymous (04/19/2009) [-]
wow, that is fuckind truth!
#30 - DURR (04/13/2009) [-]
WAT? IM NONE OF THOSE. YINZ ARE UCKIN ASSHOLES!
#29 - anonymous (04/11/2009) [-]
How does being sympathetic make you a sucker?
#28 - anonymous (04/07/2009) [-]
shit.....im either going to be a good bus driver or a pimp1 ;_;
#27 - anonymous (03/23/2009) [-]
oh crap! MURDERED!
User avatar #26 - Scorch (03/22/2009) [-]
20 january:capricorn, I'm oging to kill myself
#25 - anonymous (03/20/2009) [-]
hey! im an aquarius, Im not stupid!!!
#24 - anonymous (03/19/2009) [-]
im going to be MURDERED?? (Love, Faerie Corpse)
#21 - anonymous (02/28/2009) [-]
I don't wanna be a prick ;_;
#20 - anonymous (01/02/2009) [-]
you spelt 'vivid' rong in the second 1
#23 to #20 - anonymous (03/12/2009) [-]
you spelled wrong wrong
#19 - anonymous (11/14/2007) [-]
i'm may,but i'll sayyyyy i'm january :D I WAS BORN JAN.5..(Scribbles out 'may 5')
#18 - anonymous (11/13/2007) [-]
wow those were all amazinng and so very true****cough*not true for me*cough**** seroiusly everyone who hated it is just a selfish sore loser
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