4chan's picture book.. dafuqdidijustread.jpg Author: Richard A. Cohen Title: Alfie's Home.. And the moral of the story Don' t trust your Uncle Pete. mfw I have an uncle pete
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#123 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
I have an uncle Pete.

Ironically, it was my uncle Nate I slept with.
#146 to #123 - wileecoyote (07/16/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Nate
#73 - psydoc (07/16/2012) [-]
Why is it that my book is different/better?
#457 to #73 - newborn (07/17/2012) [-]
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'
#42 - mazztricks ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
<-- mfw my name is pete and im an uncle...
#60 to #42 - maddboiy (07/16/2012) [-]
rape him, rape your nephew
#57 to #42 - SniperKitty (07/16/2012) [-]
I know what you're thinking...
I know what you're thinking...
User avatar #66 to #42 - derpyhuman (07/16/2012) [-]
You did i horrible thing, Pete.
User avatar #47 to #42 - GnRNoD (07/16/2012) [-]
you're in for a good time!
#63 to #42 - redclover (07/16/2012) [-]
stop touching children, Pete.
User avatar #22 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (07/16/2012) [-]
What a touching story.
#218 to #22 - gingerfuntime (07/16/2012) [-]
I literally lold for the first time in a while. Thank you
I literally lold for the first time in a while. Thank you
#8 - nyanturtwig (07/16/2012) [-]
mfw I have an uncle pete
mfw I have an uncle pete
User avatar #38 to #8 - infiniteduress (07/16/2012) [-]
how did you get that .gif in black and white?
User avatar #247 to #38 - nyanturtwig (07/16/2012) [-]
I just saw someone else use it in there comment and saved it
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#441 to #8 - halemeister **User deleted account** (07/17/2012) [-]
My uncle Peter looks exactly like the one in the content, except he has brown hair. He never touched me...as far as I know.
My uncle Peter looks exactly like the one in the content, except he has brown hair. He never touched me...as far as I know.
#105 to #8 - mrcowll (07/16/2012) [-]
Well then, you'll never guess what uncle i saw today
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#14 to #8 - TheOriginalNerd (07/16/2012) [-]
mfw when i have 2 uncle petes
mfw when i have 2 uncle petes
User avatar #137 to #14 - jaynsilentbob (07/16/2012) [-]
why am i so attracted to her? Am i a pedophile?
User avatar #152 to #137 - whydoesntitwork (07/16/2012) [-]
is your name uncle pete?
#159 to #151 - jaynsilentbob (07/16/2012) [-]
oh my god it's chris hansen!
#162 to #159 - breakfastlunch (07/16/2012) [-]
Why don't you have a seat over there?
User avatar #275 to #159 - accdodson (07/16/2012) [-]
There weren't really brownies!
User avatar #283 to #137 - RisenLichen (07/16/2012) [-]
Shes a lot older now so...no
#421 to #283 - John Cena (07/17/2012) [-]
She's only 15 now, lol. Still a year till she's legal in Canada ( **** yeah, Canada and **** )
#225 to #14 - piplh (07/16/2012) [-]
Let me guess, your two uncle Pete are brothers, and one has a tattoo on his arm named Petunia.
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#458 to #295 - piplh (07/17/2012) [-]
Didn't know Artie was so pudgy, and gingery.
#373 to #14 - whydoesntitwork (07/17/2012) [-]
woa woa woa, how old is she in the picture before i do this.
woa woa woa, how old is she in the picture before i do this.
User avatar #376 to #373 - TheOriginalNerd (07/17/2012) [-]
too young to do that
#293 to #14 - crafty (07/17/2012) [-]
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#259 to #14 - John Cena (07/16/2012) [-]
Who is that actor?
User avatar #281 to #259 - RisenLichen (07/16/2012) [-]
Chloe Moretez
#3 - supdogg (07/16/2012) [-]
#352 to #346 - John Cena (07/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6956848 at FJ Pony Thread ** get in here f4g0t5
#94 - djwaffles (07/16/2012) [-]
MFW i actually have an uncle pete in jail for exactly that
User avatar #33 - avastbluesky (07/16/2012) [-]
it seems that if his uncle didnt molest him, he wouldve never gotten on the track to fix his family.
so the moral of the story is: if your parents are fighting and unhappy, let your uncle molest you.
they should make a book of /b/ moral stories.
#6 - shadowrated (07/16/2012) [-]
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My uncle
#435 to #432 - John Cena (07/17/2012) [-]
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#271 - zurk (07/16/2012) [-]
Uncle 'Pete'?
#296 to #292 - zurk (07/17/2012) [-]
Well what do you think he faps to?
#298 to #297 - zurk (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh, and just answered my own question.
#455 to #428 - zurk (07/17/2012) [-]
I don't think they care anymore.
#185 - alucardris (07/16/2012) [-]
uncle peter?
#174 - reallynotthatfunny (07/16/2012) [-]
.... uncle pete kinda helped his situation i think.... brought the family back together, made the boy discover who he really is..... i shouldve ****** my uncle a long time ago.....
User avatar #184 to #174 - thedutchs (07/16/2012) [-]
I don't think YOU actively ******* your uncle would help at this point...
#30 - presidentkupo (07/16/2012) [-]
I had an Uncle named Pete. We stayed away from him. Not because he touched us but because he was a butcher. And when Pete came to town everyone hid there wives. That  Uncle Pete just to chop up some meat.
I had an Uncle named Pete. We stayed away from him. Not because he touched us but because he was a butcher. And when Pete came to town everyone hid there wives. That Uncle Pete just to chop up some meat.
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User avatar #419 to #417 - presidentkupo (07/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry sexy lady. I like all the songs in Fallout 3. Now in Fallout New Vegas! Ugh if I hear that bitch complain about her sweet Johnny one more time I might have to romance with a deatchclaw. SERIOUSLY I GET IT. JOHHNY IS GONE. MAYBE YOU ANNOYED HIM AND THAT IS WHY HE LEFT.
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#34 to #30 - avastbluesky (07/16/2012) [-]
dumping my only fallout picture for that! hell yeah!
#420 - gravitysandwich (07/17/2012) [-]
<--story of his life
#284 - sippay (07/16/2012) [-]
then the counselor said, Pick up the soap.
#399 to #291 - dbrak (07/17/2012) [-]
is it bad that I'm gay and every time I see that picture I wouldn't mind picking up the soap for him?

No homo, though.
#474 to #404 - dbrak (07/17/2012) [-]
WHERE? *gets condoms*

No homo, though.
#245 - petak (07/16/2012) [-]
COME AT ME BRO
#215 - memescomefromb (07/16/2012) [-]
OP, when did you publish your autobiography?
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