So wait, Kinder eggs aren't allow in the U.S.A? Damn I feel sorry for you guys, but I gotta ask, how in the fuck would anyone choke on the plastic thing? I mean if you took a bite out of it I think you would notice "hey there's a plastic capsule in here!" The only possible way to accidentally choke on that thing would be shove the entire fucking thing, chocolate and all, right down your throat, or go full dumb fuck and try to (fully awarely) attempt to swallow the capsule.