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90´ Bitches
Hail the King
Oh you s’ rapi-: 2! bitch
Please tall the explain to yaou haw H was
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Please tall the explain to yaou haw H was
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#91
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mikhailovych ONLINE (07/16/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
The Cyberdemon is about 25 feet tall and BUILT. In close combat he'd rip anyone to shreds. He SHRUGS off any attacks from a rocket launcher that are not DIRECT. This means if a fucking fired rocket isn't cockslapping him in the jaw, he wonders what that noise was.
He can fire THREE ROCKETS IN SEQUENCE. HIS ROCKET LAUNCHER HAS A FUCKING BURST FIRING MODE. AND HIS ARM CAN FUCKING TAKE IT. This means the arm carrying the rocket launcher can put out a force equal to the thrust of THREE FUCKING ROCKETS.
If he could grab you with that arm, he could squeeze you like toothpaste. The only difference is that you'd be LIQUEFIED by the sheer pressure behind this, so instead of tooth paste, it's tooth FUCKING USELESS NOTHING.
Lets not forget that HE CAN FUCKING TAKE TWENTY FIVE knights of hell. These are the guys that are like important. The people that satan sends when he doesn't want a job fucked up. AND THE CYBERDEMON KILLS TWENTY FIVE OF THEM. HE'S LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF FUCK YOU AND DIE.
Guess what? Doomguy can take this guy out.
He can fire THREE ROCKETS IN SEQUENCE. HIS ROCKET LAUNCHER HAS A FUCKING BURST FIRING MODE. AND HIS ARM CAN FUCKING TAKE IT. This means the arm carrying the rocket launcher can put out a force equal to the thrust of THREE FUCKING ROCKETS.
If he could grab you with that arm, he could squeeze you like toothpaste. The only difference is that you'd be LIQUEFIED by the sheer pressure behind this, so instead of tooth paste, it's tooth FUCKING USELESS NOTHING.
Lets not forget that HE CAN FUCKING TAKE TWENTY FIVE knights of hell. These are the guys that are like important. The people that satan sends when he doesn't want a job fucked up. AND THE CYBERDEMON KILLS TWENTY FIVE OF THEM. HE'S LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF FUCK YOU AND DIE.
Guess what? Doomguy can take this guy out.
#205
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arnoldnorris (07/16/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
This series was the shit when I was younger. (It still is)