Call Me Fat One More Time Haha

Woman gets the house if you didn't know. Law of physics i think.

thats why you never sign the property/car registration in her name, only yours

What part of "She gets half of your stuff" don't you understand?

she only gets half the stuff if she has half the ownership

and thats only true if BOTH names are on the deed/registration

so dont put her name on that shit. the court cannot legally give her something that she does not legally own. usually in a marriage, the husband will but a house and put both names on the deed, so thats when she can legally argue about ownership, but if her name isnt on there, it legally does not belong to her, regardless of marriage or not

Everything purchased during the marriage is ALWAYS split between man and woman, unless you sign some kind of a prenup? or whatever.
Your text is so idiotic.

All that is true...IF you're not married. Once you're wed, it's pretty much half your stuff, because you're legally one "household"

As Hulk Hogan said "I don't wanna mess with that guy, last time I tangled with a jew my wife got half my stuff."

What if he followed this bitch outside on the porch, and he was so satisfied by his cleverness, that he laughed so hard, he shit his trousers fell down the stairs, and is currently clutching his broken ribs in pain. Damn straight it'd be worth it.

awesome roll is awesome

**christopherdolan rolls 407** why am i doing this

**stealthpsybeast rolls 215** Nothing to do here...

**stigman rolls 824** and boom goes the dynamite

**thekinganon rolls 119**

**xenoquack rolls 427** These aren't trips.

I was hoping someone would make that into a gif one day...

Samefag laughing at himself?

The one ostrich who goes "haha" seems fairly relevant right now.

Does anyone have it?

I tried to say haha to get people to be like, It must be funny!
I thought it was.
I have a knack for saying haha a little too much, so I try to vary it.

Glad you enjoyed it.

haha