Chipotlol. I sure hope no one gets pissed off that I returned.. Jen, I sure am hungry. Time to be a dick. Nowl need to peel. gum new Aywo W alla' Anh, Our God i
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Chipotlol

I sure hope no one gets pissed off that I returned.

Jen, I sure am hungry.
Time to be a dick.
Nowl need to peel.
gum new Aywo W
alla' Anh,
Our God is an awesome God.
Uh hey, I' d like one burrito bowl
with everything on t Also do you
know where the bathroom is in .
Hey kid we' re kinda you might
wanna clear out.
What, no please not
my dick!
How about you go
pee on the floor?
I SAID PEE ON THE ******* FLOOR NOT
PEE IN YOUR ******* PANTS.
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Submitted: 07/15/2012
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User avatar #3 - yonyon (07/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Welcome back, bro. We need us some good OC.
#96 - hueyfreeman (07/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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I NEVER HATED YOU DSEND
#12 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
It's a shame everyone hates you around here, because this **** is really funny. I'm new here, so lemme just say you have no beef with me, good sir. Keep up the good work
#129 - iHAXnoobs (07/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
it's been a loooooong time.
#4 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [-]
wait....a funny DSend comic? What is this, 2010?
#125 - fishcanfly (07/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Would ya look at that Dsend's back and gaining popularity swiftly.
I have an idea, lets all pretend we liked him all along and that we want to be friends so we can ride on his coat tails of success only to stab him in the back and ruthlessly tear him apart with hate later in his career until he fades back into the myths and legends of the site. I can't wait to get started.
User avatar #13 - ROFL (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wtf a wild dsend appeared out of nowhere
where have you been ?
#142 - thefloppinater (07/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I remember you! But I don't remember why everyone hated you.
#276 - CrabFace (07/16/2012) [-]
>MFW when newfags don't know DSend.
#297 - BeaverBalls (07/16/2012) [-]
actually pretty decent comic


but dont let it go to your head like last time and start making **** and excusing it for a comic



im watching you
#22 - lumpyruthafurd (07/15/2012) [-]
i remember you
#190 - tylerxchoice (07/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I think I know why he's back....
#349 - Fifee Boy (07/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
man that black guy had really big white lips
#16 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm curious, why did everyone hate him?
at first everyone was like "yay this guy's funny"
then 20 minutes the same people are like "wait I forgot I hate everything, this guy sucks"
wtf fj
User avatar #341 - Just Another Guy (07/16/2012) [-]
I just noticed, people say dsend saves funnyjunk but everyone hates him, he's spiderman of teh interwebs :D
#330 - benedicto (07/16/2012) [-]
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#326 - moldykittens (07/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Take your dick out, ready to pee on the floor.   
>Pee on robber instead.   
>Right when he reacts, take his gun.   
>Shoot his friends.   
>Embarrass the 						****					 out of the guy by telling everybody to point and laugh at the man drenched in piss.   
>Claim your burrito bowl and have fun explaining what happened to the police.
>Take your dick out, ready to pee on the floor.
>Pee on robber instead.
>Right when he reacts, take his gun.
>Shoot his friends.
>Embarrass the **** out of the guy by telling everybody to point and laugh at the man drenched in piss.
>Claim your burrito bowl and have fun explaining what happened to the police.
User avatar #371 - daviid (07/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Who in the living **** is dsend?
User avatar #376 to #371 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
If you're not trolling then I'll tell you, he was a comic maker who got on the front page with every comic he made about a year ago, then people started to hate him because they thought he wasn't funny and he only got front page because of his name, then he kind of went MIA and left for a while because of those assholes, yet they liked Uberandrew (what the **** ?) so ******** comic makers came in and ****** this site over. Honestly I kind of found him funny enough to be on front page and at least the jokes were original.
#217 - Jameshaich (07/16/2012) [-]
It's about time you came back ***** .
User avatar #74 - wargeneralwest (07/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i'm sure this is a fake Dsend impersonator trying to get thumbs because of a retired FJer's popularity.
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