Mommy

Oh really? Yo mama so fat, when she goes out wearing high heels, she comes back wearing flip-plops.

Pic unrelated.

Also, how about a yo mama joke thread?

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#4 to #3 - anewacount (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo mama so ugly that I took her to the zoo and guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

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#8 to #4 - icameheretotroll (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo momma is so old when she went in the antique shop they said "we're gonna keep her"

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#66 to #8 - attifyon (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.

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#79 to #66 - icameheretotroll (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

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#13 to #4 - stargazerone (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo mamma is so ugly, well ^ that's her.

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#19 to #3 - spoonnome (07/15/2012) [-]

you mama is so ugly she is the reason waldo is hiding.

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#34 to #3 - sillyjello (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar it broke into change

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#15 to #3 - darthblam (07/15/2012) [-]

Pic seemed related to me.. it's like he's walking in all "You 'bout to get served, bitch!"

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#17 to #3 - thegrimreaver ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]

funnyjunk.com/text/3906142/Yo+Mamma+joke+thread/

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought Boys 2 Men was a daycare center.

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#11 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]

Oh its on now son. Yo mama so fat, she trick-or-treats two houses at the SAME TIME!

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#12 to #11 - bilall (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mamas so fat when she sits "around" the house, she litlarly sits Around the house

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#16 to #12 - threenewmessages (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo momma's so ugly she stuck her head out of a window and go arrested for mooning!!

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#22 to #16 - bilall (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mammas so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

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#31 to #22 - washingxmachines (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mamas so fat, she fell in love, and broke it....

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#56 to #31 - soraisrox ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo momma so fat, when she cut herself, all that came out was gravy

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#59 to #56 - copperoxideking (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mama is so poor, once i stepped on a cockroach and she said "Clap you hands, stomp yo feet, praise the lord we have something to eat!"

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#64 to #59 - dylantomo (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mama is so ugly, even cilit wouldnt bang her

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#35 to #16 - kanatana (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo momma so ugly, Nick Fury popped out his other eye when he heard she was coming around.

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#30 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Trust ** Here is a picture of yo mama!

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#38 - ludislavonac (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

wut

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#50 to #38 - wyrddarcnyzz (07/15/2012) [-]

EEEEEE A new one for the folder! ~Yoink~

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#51 - galkawhm (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo momma's so fat when she moons people they turn into werewolves.

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#21 - sympathy (07/15/2012) [-]

yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.

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#58 - zacknearanzio (07/15/2012) [-]

..................CUNTASAURUS........

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#33 - obediantflyer **User deleted account** (07/15/2012) [-]

Yo mama is so fat, she's fatter than my mom.

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#77 - robmcnuggets (07/15/2012) [-]

Yeah well yo mama so old her birth certificate expired

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#75 - hobomofo (07/15/2012) [-]

**hobomofo rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Girls poop ** you could say... she loves the cock

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#73 - kungfootittys (07/15/2012) [-]

Chickens fw

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#68 - iaaron (07/15/2012) [-]

Who came first?

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#53 - burtdog (07/15/2012) [-]

wow, what a quck whore.

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#39 - pacoseago (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Am I the only one who thought that the baby in the middle was a dinosaur?

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#49 to #39 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]

You are not.

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#32 - anonumoos (07/15/2012) [-]

jokes on you, food stamps are on a card in my state.

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#14 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]

Is it just me or do those cracks look like stick people.

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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

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