Mommy. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp... Yeah? Well, yo mama so ugly, every time I see her I pull a Reverse Kool-Aid man and jump BACKWARDS through a wall. I like cats
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (69)
[ 69 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
asd
User avatar #1 - kanatana
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(07/14/2012) [-]
Yeah? Well, yo mama so ugly, every time I see her I pull a Reverse Kool-Aid man and jump BACKWARDS through a wall.
#11 to #1 - anon id: 4790c3d8
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Oh its on now son. Yo mama so fat, she trick-or-treats two houses at the SAME TIME!
User avatar #12 to #11 - bilall
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mamas so fat when she sits "around" the house, she litlarly sits Around the house
#16 to #12 - threenewmessages
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo momma's so ugly she stuck her head out of a window and go arrested for mooning!!
Yo momma's so ugly she stuck her head out of a window and go arrested for mooning!!
User avatar #22 to #16 - bilall
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mammas so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list
#31 to #22 - washingxmachines
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mamas so fat, she fell in love, and broke it....
#56 to #31 - soraisrox
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo momma so fat, when she cut herself, all that came out was gravy
#59 to #56 - copperoxideking
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mama is so poor, once i stepped on a cockroach and she said "Clap you hands, stomp yo feet, praise the lord we have something to eat!"
yo mama is so poor, once i stepped on a cockroach and she said "Clap you hands, stomp yo feet, praise the lord we have something to eat!"
User avatar #64 to #59 - dylantomo
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mama is so ugly, even cilit wouldnt bang her
User avatar #35 to #16 - kanatana
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo momma so ugly, Nick Fury popped out his other eye when he heard she was coming around.
#30 to #1 - anon id: 536ae2c6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Trust ** Here is a picture of yo mama!
#46 to #30 - wrpen
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
#3 to #1 - oliphan
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(07/14/2012) [-]
Oh really? Yo mama so fat, when she goes out wearing high heels, she comes back wearing flip-plops.   
   
Pic unrelated.   
   
Also, how about a yo mama joke thread?
Oh really? Yo mama so fat, when she goes out wearing high heels, she comes back wearing flip-plops.

Pic unrelated.

Also, how about a yo mama joke thread?
#4 to #3 - anewacount
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo mama so ugly that I took her to the zoo and guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama so ugly that I took her to the zoo and guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
User avatar #8 to #4 - icameheretotroll
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo momma is so old when she went in the antique shop they said "we're gonna keep her"
User avatar #66 to #8 - attifyon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.
User avatar #79 to #66 - icameheretotroll
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
#78 to #66 - icameheretotroll
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#60 to #4 - copperoxideking
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #13 to #4 - stargazerone
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo mamma is so ugly, well ^ that's her.
#19 to #3 - spoonnome
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
you mama is so ugly she is the reason waldo is hiding.
User avatar #34 to #3 - sillyjello
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mama so fat, when she sat on a dollar it broke into change
User avatar #15 to #3 - darthblam
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Pic seemed related to me.. it's like he's walking in all "You 'bout to get served, bitch!"
User avatar #17 to #3 - thegrimreaver
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/text/3906142/Yo+Mamma+joke+thread/

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought Boys 2 Men was a daycare center.
#2 to #1 - hhboy
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(07/14/2012) [-]
oh yea well.
oh yea well.
#5 to #2 - irishlawyer
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yeah well, your father smelled of elderberries
#6 to #5 - hhboy
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Well played Irish.
#28 to #5 - rasconza
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
oh yea well
oh yea well
#76 to #2 - mrarmageddon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 - coolioplasm
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
#38 - ludislavonac
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
wut
wut
#50 to #38 - wyrddarcnyzz
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
EEEEEE A new one for the folder! ~Yoink~
EEEEEE A new one for the folder! ~Yoink~
#9 - rollcore
Reply -47 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Bromance **
#70 to #9 - bitchplzzz
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
#36 to #9 - pollux
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF   
i was baconing   
and you ruined it
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
i was baconing
and you ruined it
#44 to #9 - ultrarobbie
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#45 to #9 - ultrarobbie
0 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #69 to #9 - bitchplzzz
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT....
#71 to #9 - kungfootittys
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#74 to #9 - mustachebro
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
#25 to #9 - cookiecrumbjohnson
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 to #9 - cookiecrumbjohnson
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #43 to #9 - baroger
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
i love me some chocolate!
#37 to #9 - tomanydiscos
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
I just couldn't hit the hide button fast enough...
#47 to #9 - ultrarobbie
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
I'll just pretend it's stale chicken korma, and the lady loves it very much
#18 to #9 - ohmahgaz
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
#52 - junkiejohn
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #51 - galkawhm
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
Yo momma's so fat when she moons people they turn into werewolves.
User avatar #21 - sympathy
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
#58 - zacknearanzio
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
..................CUNTASAURUS........
#33 - obediantflyer **User deleted account**
+1 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#41 - anon id: a3a9adf3
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo momma so fat she turned an escalator into a tread mill.
yo momma so fat, i say she so fat her shadow weigh tree hunit pounds.
your mother is so large her circumference is equal to or greater then her mass.
thoust mother is so fat, she excretes butter made from a finely brazened cattle that had previously feasted on lichen....lichen which hast grown on your mother's backside, sir
User avatar #54 to #41 - bipolarfurry
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/15/2012) [-]
yo mama so fat her belt size it equator