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User avatar #15 - knowitallfourtytwo (07/14/2012) [-]
This reminds me of an English assignment I wrote in April, read it if you wish:

The skies were a monotonous shade of heliotrope as a gentle storm of shamrocks breezed through the clay chandeliers and as the adamant, fragile vases were falling up into the atmosphere. Meanwhile, a bus made of porcupine hide and tortoise feathers accelerated to a stop and a man of great constitution rambled in through the window. He spotted a spotted seat that was rotating in retrograde from the other spotted, rotating seats. He knew it was his only choice to survive the bus ride to see the male vegetarian zombie cheerleaders who would implode with the intensity of one thousand carnations. He finished contemplating and proceeded to perch onto the tablecloth cactus recliner until an adolescent scream whispered, “Halt!”
The older man was surely exasperated as his ears were allergic to such a sight. In euphoric pain, he retorted, “But maybe pumpkins wouldn’t be so cubic if only you destroyed the last tardigrade!” The boy was not puzzled at this thought, even though he felt like being puzzled, so he took out a puzzle and that puzzle puzzled him. In his puzzlement, he puzzled together a puzzle. He finally knew what he did not have to not do in his life.
“But maybe I can,” said the boy, “So therefore all oxymora are redundant and the Earth is banana-shaped!” With that said, the lanky teenager had solved his identity crisis and found out he was an octopus. Since octopuses like to eat cake, he sprang up and cremated every living being, including himself. His ashes later stated, “I knew that the jaguars should’ve feasted on the noise made by the gentle strawberries!” And that, my children, is the story of how the moon was created.
To not not not be continued, unless I don’t feel like it, even if I do, so that means it’s a wrap... but not a sandwich.

My teacher was pleasantly surprised and gave me 125 out of 100

#21 to #15 - Digitalphear ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
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How ******* stoned were you when you wrote that?

It was actually ******* beautiful.
User avatar #24 to #21 - knowitallfourtytwo (07/14/2012) [-]
I don't believe in drug usage. I'm described as being incredibly eccentric.
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#18 to #15 - flyandshy (07/14/2012) [-]
dude what the **** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - knowitallfourtytwo (07/14/2012) [-]
In before "cool story bro"
#17 to #16 - bitchplzzz (07/14/2012) [-]
I read it. I was 12 then
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